Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday, April 15, 2016.    

Fascinating But Irrelevant Facts…..

Every person has a unique tongue print.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.*

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.

Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

‘Kemo Sabe’ means ‘soggy shrub’ in Navajo.

In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.

Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.

Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they’re still sitting on it.

You’re more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather.

An average person laughs about 5 times a day.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 mph.

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

The Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours is. 

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.

The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.

In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones – Bhutan.

Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.

Women’s hearts beat faster than men’s.

Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.

Bubble gum contains rubber.

You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves. Rudyard Kipling

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. James M. Barrie

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. Floyd Dell

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. William G. McAdoo

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….Charles M. Schulz

We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are. Anais Nin

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. Arthur Schopenhauer

Some things have to be believed to be seen. Ralph Hodgson

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows. David T. Wolf

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’

‘Yep, ‘the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’Emoji  

 

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Lancelot, just a thought. A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?’ 

Answer: First Knight! Sean Connery’s Arthur questions Richard Gere’s Lancelot. Little did he know, Lancelot would fall in love with his bride and she with him. Bummer. 

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And, for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had.’

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. This time though, there are only three that you need to find. 

Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)

1. In the general area, but failing to acquire the roll of tobacco.

2. Please pardon my accidental use of a romance language derived from Latin.

3. Direct your attention to the melodic tones currently occurring. 

ANSWER: 1. Close but no Cigar–This means to come close to succeeding, but not quite reaching your goal.

2. Excuse my French–This is a term used when someone curses at an inappropriate time.

3. Face the Music–This means to accept what will happen, instead of running from it or denying it.  

 

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

Sam the journalist has landed a job somewhere. The problem is, he doesn’t know where. All he knows is that it is in one of 6 cities lined up in a row in northern Canada: Eh Land, Hockeyville, Curling Town, Snowburg, New France, and Canada City. However his employer has left clues.

1. Curling Town is 2 cities away from the job’s location.

2. Hockeyville is 3 cities away from Snowburg.

3. Snowburg is on the right end.

4. New France is not the location.

5. Eh Land is 3 cities from Curling Town.

6. Canada City is 4 cities away from Snowburg.

7. Eh Land is next to the location and another place that isn’t the location.

Sam is lazy, so he is paying you to find out where he is working.

 

THURSDAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER JOB BANKS! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  Emoji EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

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