Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday, April 14, 2016.   

Interesting Facts That Not a Lot of People Know…

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.

Time magazine’s ‘Man of the Year’ for 1938 was Adolph Hitler.  

The Main Library at Indiana University, USA, sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic, and 200 million to make a film about it.

A woman’s arthritic pains will almost always disappear as soon 

as she becomes pregnant. No one knows why.

Your body contains 60,000 miles of blood vessels.

Nebraska has more miles of river than any other US state.

Oak trees can live 200 or more years.

An ostrich egg needs to be boiled for 2 hours to get a hard-boiled egg.

Ninety percent of all teenagers suffer from some form of acne.

Avocados have more protein than any other fruit.

Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a lavatory to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“I read that hoarding is getting worse in the U.S. and affects over 15 million Americans. Of course it might be higher now, ‘cuz I read that in a newspaper I’ve been saving since 2003.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new exhibit shows eight of the alternate endings Ernest Hemingway considered using for his classic novel ‘A Farewell to Arms.’ In my opinion the worst is the one that ends with ‘see ya later, arms!'” -Conan O’Brien

“New Jersey is considering a bill that would outlaw texting while walking, and make it punishable by 15 days in jail. And according to a new poll, people kept running into it.” -Seth Meyers 

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

During his physical, a doctor asked his patient about his daily activity level. 

The man said, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”

Impressed by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

“Outdoorsman nothing,” replied the man, “I’m just a lousy golfer.”

 

 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘People hurt the ones they love. That’s how it is all around the world.’

Answer: The Green Mile! Michael Clarke Duncan’s John Coffey imparting some of his wisdom. This was an excellent novella series, if you haven’t read that yet, you should do so. 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘Lancelot, just a thought. A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?’

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,

I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.

You look at me often and yet you always forget me,

I am the most feared killer, yet you can’t live without me.

Sometimes you have me for all to spare,

Yet when you need me, I am not there.

You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,

But once you’re done you can never get me back. 

ANSWER: Time…. 

 

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. This time though, there are only three that you need to find. 

Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)

1. In the general area, but failing to acquire the roll of tobacco.

2. Please pardon my accidental use of a romance language derived from Latin.

3. Direct your attention to the melodic tones currently occurring.

 

WEDNESDAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER JOB BANKS! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  Emoji EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

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