WELCOME to Thursday, April 7, 2016.
Leonardo da Vinci was able to draw with one hand while writing with the other.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
Anne Boleyn had six fingers on each hand.
Mel Blanc [the voice of Bugs Bunny] was allergic to carrots.
Pope John Paul the 2nd became a honorary Harlem Globetrotter in the year 2000.
Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot.
The first owner of Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
The average person in their life time will eat 60,000 pounds of food, the weight of approximately six elephants.
25% of the bones in your body are in your feet. Also, Your ribs move about five million times a year.
Most of the dust particles in your house are dead skin.
The average person laughs thirteen times a day. Are you average?
Men are more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
Amateur boxer Joe Flanagan named his two sons Bob and Weave.
Drivers kill more deer than hunters.
William Semple, a dentist, invented chewing gum to exercise the jaw.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
More people use blue toothbrushes than red.
Everybody’s tongue print is as unique as their finger print.
A hardworking adult will sweat up to four gallons of water per day.
Fingernails grow nearly four times faster than toenails.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A huge document leak has exposed shady financial dealings involving famous people like Vladimir Putin and Jackie Chan. I don’t know about you but I smell a buddy movie.” -Conan O’Brien
“A man in New Orleans could be facing a life sentence for stealing $31 worth of candy from a drug store. I feel for this guy. That has got to be a tough conversation once you’re in prison. ‘Yeah, I’m in for armed robbery and arson, what about you?’ ‘Oh, you know, the new peanut butter Twix.'” -James Corden
“A woman was arrested after she admitted to purchasing gasoline, driving to her ex-boyfriend’s house, and using it to set his new girlfriend’s car on fire. She’s now facing five years in prison and up to three Country Music Awards.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Now that the metric system is in wide use all over the world, we can see why American have not adopted it:
A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers.
Put your best .3 of a meter forward.
Spare the 5.03 meters and spoil the child.
Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.
Give a man 2.5 centimeters and he’ll take 1.6 kilometers.
Peter Piper picked 8.8 liters of pickled peppers.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? The American people want somebody to articulate their rage for them.’
Answer: Network! Faye Dunaway’s character says this as she berates her aides for not reading the concept analysis report she sent out. Her programming idea is to articulate that rage and appeal to a mass audience.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘He’s a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he’s so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub.”
Okay, here’s your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon.”
What was the director’s response?
ANSWER: “No,” answered the Director. “A normal person would pull the plug.” So, how did *YOU* do?
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
In the following list, the words are out of order (the correct order is NOT alphabetical). Can you figure out the pattern and put them in the proper order?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!
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