Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, March 2, 2016.   

An Alternative Medical Dictionary:  

Artery – The study of paintings.

Barium – What Doctors do when patients die.

Caesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome.

Cauterize – Made eye contact with her.

Colic – A sheep dog.

Dilate – To live long.

Enema – Not a friend.

Fibula – A small lie.

Genital – Not a Jew.

Impotent – Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain – Getting hurt at work.

Morbid – A higher offer. funny medical terms

Nitrates – Cheaper than day rates.

Node – Was aware of.

Outpatient – A person who has fainted.

Post Operative – Letter carrier.

Recovery Room – Place to do upholstery.

Seizure – Roman Emperor.

Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport.

Urine – Opposite of ‘you’re out’.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.” –Isaac Asimov 

“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.” –Harlan Ellison 

“You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.” –Lady Mary Wortley Montagu  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

 A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asks him: “How many women can a man marry?” 

“Sixteen!” replies the little boy. 

His cousin laughed and asked how he knew this. “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up! 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!”  

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “We are Top Flight Security!” 

Answer: Friday After Next! Day Day and Craig get jobs as security guards over the Christmas shopping season. Day Day takes it a little too seriously at times. He tells the carolers that they can not sing. Craig has to pull him away. 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “Where are my boots? Has anyone seen my boots?” 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Seven letters are we,

Four different words we make.

Guess us or be ridiculed;

Your reputation’s at stake. 

The first has pictures,

Paintings and such.

The second causes sneezing,

From ragweed or dust.

The third is an adverb, 

It’s hard to explain

It’s the same as immensely

But it’s much more plain.

If you can act like a king,

this word you will sing. 

These clues are sparse

This riddle may be tough.

But if you are smart

Then it will be enough.

ANSWER: Gallery, Allergy, Largely and Regally

A gallery has pictures and paintings

Allergies make you sneeze

Largely is somewhat difficult to describe – it is certainly a synonym for immensely, but not as strong.

Regally means to act royally, or kingly. 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Name the automobile makes: 

1. river wading place 

2. ringed planet 

3. famous emancipator 

4. weep convulsively 

5. Star Wars action figure 

6. earth wanderer 

7. spotted cat 

8. heavy metal 

9. evade 

10. diminutive 

11. endlessness 

12. bawl + disparaging remark

                                                

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER SOLVING WORK BANKS  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  

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