WELCOME to Monday, January 11, 2016.
Funny Rules of Life……
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. Samuel Butler
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. Mark Twain
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy. Ambrose Bierce
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it. W.C. Fields
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. James Baldwin
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Sally Winters wanted to earn some money so she applied for a post in a Florida lemon grove which seemed eminently suitable but Sally was concerned that she might be over qualified for the job.
‘Look Miss Winters,’ said Archie, the foreman, seriously ‘have you any actual experience in picking lemons?’ ‘Well, as a matter of fact, yes,’ came Sally’s reply and she added confidently, ‘I’ve been divorced three times.’
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Welcome to the maxi pad.’
Answer: ‘Reality Bites’ All of Troy’s lines are so deep, yet not. Of course he didn’t say that line. I just could pick a favorite line of his from the movie.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.’
What do the following words have in common?
ANSWER: If you take the first letter and move it to the rear of the word, you get the same word when read backwards.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
What expression is represented here?
Run, Hit, Jump = Volume Level 9
Dictionary = Volume Level 2
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