WELCOME to Friday, January 8, 2016.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“The future will be better tomorrow.” –Dan Quayle
“I am not young enough to know everything.” –Oscar Wilde
“Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.” –Rita Mae Brown
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care. But on that fateful autumn afternoon, it was to be different. Trouser’s owners were walking him along a trail at the park, when suddenly from out of the bushes jumped a man all dressed in black. He had white paint on his face, and was gesturing annoyingly at Trouser’s masters. This strange person spoke not a word, but proceeded to pretend that he was trapped in a box and that he was pulling on a long rope. Seeing the sheer horror on his masters’ faces, Trouser took it upon himself to rectify the situation. With a low growl he jumped and sank his teeth into this annoying pseudo clown’s leg. Trouser immediately got a sickened look in his eyes and began to vomit wildly. He then dragged his tongue all over the ground in an effort to remove the man’s foul essence from his mouth. For Trouser had learned that …. a mime is a terrible thing to taste.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Who died and made you Ed McMahon?’
Answer: ‘Benny and Joon’! The lines in this movie are so off, that they are awesome.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Welcome to the maxi pad.’
In each sentence the name of a tree is hidden. The willow is hiding in the first sentence. Can you find the others?
1. I will owe you a favor if you drive me to the airport.
2. I am afraid of going up in elevators.
3. Drinking cocoa keeps me warm on long winter nights.
4. I hope the map leads us to buried treasure.
5. “Eat another bonbon,” said our charming hostess.
6. Nepal may be the most interesting place I have ever visited.
7. Remember to fold the map, please.
8. I feel many lumps in this mattress.
9. Word processing is not as useful as pens and paper for creative brainstorming.
ANSWER: 1. Willow 2. Pine 3. Oak 4. Maple 5. Bonsai 6. Palm 7. Apple 8. Elm 9. Aspen
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What do the following words have in common?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT SOLVING WORK BANKS!
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