WELCOME to Wednesday, January 6, 2016.
Reality Based New Year Resolutions for Pets………….
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.” –Tallulah Bankhead
“I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” –Mitch Hedberg
“What you risk reveals what you value.” –Jeanette Winterson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears. “What’s bothering you so, dear?” inquired Farther O’Grady. “Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news,” replied Mary. “Well what is it, Mary?” “Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father.” “Oh, Mary” said the father, “that’s terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?” “Well, yes he did father,” replied Mary. “What did he ask, Mary?” Mary replied, “He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down the gun…'”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘These are high school girls? We got some underage hotties on our hands here.’
Answer: Never Been Kissed! Drew Barrymore, Michael Vartan, David Arquette, Molly Shannon and Lee Lee Sobiesky round out the wonderful cast.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Well, I don’t need a magic 8 ball to look into your future.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
The following riddle was originally printed in 1867 in “London Society”.
On six feet, I am a noxious drink,
Of whose effects you shudder to think.
Change only my second foot, and then
You convert me into a horrible den
Where the culprit, who gave the noxious drink,
Awaits the fate of which you shudder to think.
ANSWER: poison/prison! “On six feet” means a six letter word. The first two lines refer to poison. The next two lines refer to prison. The last two refers to where “the culprit” who gave you the poison would go — prison.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
If E times ILE equals BANISH, and TE times T equals BOOK, what does TO times IN equal?
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