Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Tuesday, December 29, 2015.     

THE DRAWBACKS OF WORKING IN A CUBICLE…………….

* Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who’s behind you. 

* Fabric walls offer little protection from gunfire. 

* The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 

* Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds. 

* When you quit and walk out, there’s no door to slam. 

* Being told to “think outside the box” when you’re in a freakin’ box all day long. 

* 23 power cords – 1 outlet. 

* The carpet has been there since 1976 (or older) and shows more signs of life than your coworkers. 

* If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say, “What? I didn’t hear you.” 

* You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they’re gone. 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. – Mark Twain  

The journey to happiness involves finding the courage to go down into ourselves and take responsibility for what’s there: all of it. – Richard Rohr 

By learning you will teach; by teaching you will understand. – Latin Proverb

Age considers; youth ventures. – Rabindranath Tagore

One moment of patience may ward off great disaster.  One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life. – Chinese Proverb Cracked Pot

Peace: It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart. – Author unknown

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

 We had just finished eating a beautiful dinner that my mother had prepared for our family. As I glanced up at the chandelier over the table, I was mesmerized by the creative handiwork a spider had woven around the prisms and light bulbs. “Don’t look up there!” my mother screamed. “It’s the one thing I was too tired to clean!” 

“Don’t look where?” my brother asked. 

“There!” my mother pointed. “It’s my own personal web sight!”  

 

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘It’s a revolution, darn it! We have to offend somebody!’ 

Answer:  1776: The Movie. It was a play in the ’60s, but became a movie in the ’70s.

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘We were looking for it.’

‘AAAHHH!’

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

Below is a (very) short story with 10 capitalized words or phrases which are anagrams of words that all fit in a certain category. Can you find the anagrams and determine the category?

NOTE: One of the answers contains two words.

A recently PAROLED man named Ari was going to ROB A PEARL boat of all of its FIG FARE. The boat was just off of the SHORE. He put on his BALM and donned his TOGA to SNEAK aboard. ARI GOT ALL of the NEAT HELP he needed from a safety pin that kept his toga IN PLACE.   

ANSWER: LEOPARD, POLAR BEAR, GIRAFFE, HORSE, LAMB, GOAT, SNAKE, ALLIGATOR, ELEPHANT, PELICAN

Category: Animals 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

If I were to bleed from a wound or two,

You’d note in amazement, my blood is blue.

I’m found as a fossil in ancient stone,

Yet living today, I’m almost a clone.

My eyes will adjust a great many fold,

To see by the moonlight, who I can hold.

If I could tell my mate, I would say it is true,

These wonderful eyes are only for you.

I’m one of the last to die from pollution,

A living exception to evolution.

 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GENIUS WORK BANKS! 

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LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  

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