Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, December 16, 2015.    

The Funny World of the Office…

THE OFFICE: 

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

CONFERENCE: 

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM: 

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later.

LECTURE: 

An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

BOSS: 

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

COMPROMISE: 

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

CIGARETTE: 

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. – George Eliot

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde

When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn’t doing the same thing. – Unknown  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Francis was watching his father, a priest, write a sermon for the Sunday service.

‘How do you know what to say?’ Francis asked. 

‘Why, God tells me’, the father replied.

‘Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?’ Emoji

 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘We must keep our peaceful ways.’  

Answer:  Boycott! This was a movie about Martin Luther King, Jr.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘They’re just farmers with pitchforks!’

 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

The following sentences can be completed by adding two words that are anagrams of one another. Each word has only four letters. Enjoy!

1. If you prick your finger while picking a ____, it may be very ____.

2. If you take a ____ at the Mad Hatter’s party, you still may not get a sip of his ____.

3. If you need some stamps, then you must ____ by the ____ office.

4. If you eat a whole ____ of a wedding cake, you may develop a spare ____ around your middle.

5. If you have a ____ with your friend, you should forgive them and focus on the future, not on the ____

ANSWER: 1. rose, sore  2. seat, teas  3. stop, Post  4. tier, tire  5. spat, past

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

If O2 is O=O.

H2O is H-O-H,

and CO2 is O=C=O,

then what might this represent?

=James=

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS! 

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LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  

LINKS: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.orgwww.GodLovesPraise.com.

 

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