Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, December 9, 2015.         

ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN……….. 

** It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.

** Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

** Wearing white is always appropriate.

** Winter is the best of the four seasons.

** It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

** There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend.

** We’re all made up of mostly water.

** You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you.

** Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

** Avoid yellow snow. Don’t get too much sun.

** It’s embarrassing when you can’t look down and see your feet.

** It’s fun to hang out in your front yard.

** There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll.

** It’s not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,  don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“The future will be better tomorrow.”  –Dan Quayle 

“I am not young enough to know everything.” –Oscar Wilde 

“Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.” –Rita Mae Brown  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

 In a small business office they have an answering machine that instructs callers to leave their name and address, and to spell any difficult words.

Early one Monday the secretary was reviewing the weekend messages and she heard an enthusiastic young woman recite her name and address and then confidently offer, “My difficult word is reconciliation. R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N.”Emoji 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘Ohh, is that the one about the hooker with, um, dysentery?’

Answer: The Usual Suspects! One of the best movies of all time.  

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Lieutenant. The feeling is mutual.’

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Today little Frederick and his mother visited a school and a family. While they were there, they saw a band, checked out the litter, and noticed a sleuth standing nearby. Later that day, they watched an army and a troop for quite a while, and noticed they were standing beside a battery. As they were leaving to go home that day, Frederick and his mother saw a party just near the den and were indeed very happy. 

What was happening here? 

 

ANSWER: Frederick and his mother were at the zoo.

‘school’ of whales 

‘family’ of otters 

‘band’ of gorillas 

‘litter’ of puppies 

‘sleuth’ of bears 

‘army’ of herrings 

‘troop’ of dogfish 

‘battery’ of barracuda 

‘party’ of rainbow fish 

‘den’ of snakes

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Can you decipher this common phrase?

Salt: Good morning

Pepper: Hello

 
    
 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

 

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