WELCOME to Friday, December 4, 2015.
Rules of the Stock Market Life……
The stock market, be it on Wall Street or the Stock Exchange is always in the news. We think you may like to see these ‘headlines’ on the stock market news:
Pencils lost a few points rules of life – pencils
Mining equipment hit rock bottom
Helium was up
Beef steered into a bull market
Paper was stationary
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading
Weights were up in heavy trading
Feathers were down
Light switches were off
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel
The market for raisins dried up
Balloon prices were inflated
Kleenex tissue touched a new bottom
Knives were up sharply
Sun stocks peaked at midday
Diapers remain unchanged.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. Chinese proverb
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The more we do, the more we can do. William Hazlett
Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. Seneca
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An angel appears at a meeting of religious leaders and tells their leader that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behaviour, God will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.
Without hesitating, the leader selects infinite wisdom.
‘Done!’ says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the leader, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light.
One of the others whispers, ‘Say something.’
The leader sighs and says, ‘I should have taken the money.’
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?!’
Answer: Glengarry Glen Ross! Originally a play written by David Mamet.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???. ‘You’re no messiah. You’re a movie of the week. You’re a t-shirt, at best.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
She so peaceful, yet causes fear
Him so bright and full of cheer
She rests the body, he wakes the soul
Him so light, she black as coal
Her with mole and tiny bright freckles
He covers us with tiny tear speckles
She hides us, he beams with pride
He her husband, she his bride
He in bright silk, her all in velvet
A yin-yang marriage as they tell it
Two lovers who meet but twice a day
When he must go, she need stay
Now I ask you, who are they?
ANSWER: Day and night.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?
1) a circular depression & a part for a canine actor
2) a container for an alcoholic beverage & an insignificant insect
3) a container for a container & the bottom of a coffin
4) a cunning wolf relative & insect foot coverings
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