Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Tuesday, December 1, 2015.  

Top 10 Funny Names..

Carrie Oakey – karaoke
Terry Bill
Barb Dwyer – barbed wire
Stan Still – stand still as in an Army Sergeant-Major: ‘Stand still you ‘orrible little man.’
Annette Kirton – a net curtain
Theresa Green or Brown
Justin Case
Norman Knight
Rick O’Shea – as in “ricochet” of a bullet
Seymour Legg – see more leg……………….
Ray Gunn
Priti Manek

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,  don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“A new study found that humans started wearing clothes about 170,000 years ago. In fact, the first sentence ever spoken was, ‘Me look fat in this?'” -Jimmy Fallon 

“Cyber Monday is a day that every store online puts everything on sale. It’s basically Black Friday for people too lazy to put on pants.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“President Obama told Congress it must raise our debt limit because the U.S. ‘is not a deadbeat nation.’ Then the president added, ‘By the way, if China calls, I’m not here.'” -Conan O’Brien  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, “Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset.” 

She wrote at the bottom of the page, “You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it’s time to learn the difference.” Emoji 

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘You know there’s nothing to steal from my mom and Craig!’  

Answer: Bottle Rocket! Wes Anderson’s first movie. 

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘With friends like you, who needs friends?’

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

Unscramble these four word jumbles and use the instructions given below them to form the name of a country which is a jumble of those letters.

1. KERWC. Take the 1st and 2nd letter.

2. LZEA. Take the 1st, 2nd and the 4th letter.

3. KURNT. Take the 1st and the 4th letter.

4. IASB. Take the 2nd and 3rd letter.

5. SUKD. Take the 1st and 3rd letter. 

ANSWER: 1. Wreck.  2. Zeal.  3. Trunk.  4. Bias.  5. Dusk.

The letters taken from the above words using the instructions form WRZELTNAIDS. Switzerland is the country which can be formed from the jumble. For much of the 20th century, Switzerland was the wealthiest country in Europe by a considerable margin. 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

I’m powerful enough to clean most anything,

Yet gentle enough to eat.

I’m used to make an explosion of sorts,

Yet can be found at millions of stores worldwide.

I can kill grass,

And even tenderize your meat.

I can clean up even the smelliest stench,

and soften your fabrics.

What am I?

 
 
                         

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT SOLVING BANKS! 

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LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

 

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