Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏

Funny-Pictures-31WELCOME to Wednesday, November 25, 2015.     

A List of Collective Nouns..

An absence of professors 

An aggregate of geologists 

An ambush of tigers

An army of frogs

An asylum of programmers 

A blessing of unicorns

A bloat of bureaucrats 

A brace of orthodontists 

A circus of monkeys 

A clowder of cats

A clutch of mechanics 

A complex of psychiatrists  

A crash of rhinoceroses

A corps of morticians 

A dilation of pupils  

A flush of plumbers     

A flutter of cardiologists  

A gaze of raccoons

A horde of savers 

An indifference of waitresses    

A labour of moles

A lot of second-hand car dealers 

A murder of crows

A nucleus of physicists 

A raffle of turkeys

A rake of mules

A tribe of goats

A thirst of Irish

An unkindness of ravens

A wake of buzzards

A walk of snails

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thanksgiving holiday and whatever you do,  

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. – Thanksgiving Quote by W. J. Cameron

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Thanksgiving Quote by Erma Bombeck  

  

Pride slays thanksgiving, but an humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves. – Thanksgiving Quote by Henry Ward Beecher

Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. – Thanksgiving Quote by Edward Sandford Martin

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. “Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!”

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

“I don’t know” said the farmer. “I never could catch the darn thing!”

 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Until you are able to commit a simple act of terror, I strongly advise you to avoid anything as complex as murder.’ 

Answer: The Seven Year Itch! A classic comedy. 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘My girlfriend still doesn’t know why her sweaters are always stretched out.’

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Below are ten clues, each of which relates to the first line of a different Christmas carol or song. Unlike the title of the teaser, these clues only have the first letters of each of the words.

Can you figure out what songs they are?

1. CROAOF

2. IDOAWC

3. RTRNRHAVSN

4. GGROBAR

5. IHABCWY

6. ISMKSC

7. OTFDOCMTLGTM

8. FTSWAJHS

9. IBMBOJHSSOM

10. JBJBJBR 

 

 

ANSWER: 1. A Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…)

2. White Christmas (I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…)

3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose…)

4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (Grandma got run over by a reindeer…)

5. Blue Christmas (I’ll have a blue Christmas without you…)

6. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus…)

7. The 12 Days of Christmas (On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…)

8. Frosty, the Snowman (Frosty, the snowman, was a jolly, happy soul…)

9. I’m Gettin’ Nothin’ for Christmas (I broke my bat on Johnny’s head, somebody snitched on me…)

10. Jingle Bell Rock (Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock…)  

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Which is the odd one out?

Boundaries

Cancerous

Librarian

Scorpions

Chameleon

Keyboards

                         

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

 

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