Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

funny-puns-this-whole-post-is-going-to-be-one-cheap-trick1WELCOME to Wednesday, November 18, 2015.   

Stop redundancy……….. 

The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing.

So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.

This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing.

So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.

This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday and whatever you do,  

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places.” 

–Mark Twain 

“A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.” 

–Ralph Waldo Emerson 

“When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.” 

–Bernard Bailey    

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive.

In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, ‘Yeah, right.’ 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘I’m not into politics. I’m into survival.’ 

Answer: The Running Man!   

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can go home with me.’

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

A young boy went to a Catholic school. During school he started goofing around, so the teacher called him out and sent him to the Pastor. Since this was a traditional school the boy would be spanked, but the Pastor believed in giving people a chance. He said, “If you can ask me a question about something you learned and I don’t know the answer on the spot you will go free.” 

The boy may have been lazy, but he was very witty. He asked, “What is it that you can see and I can see, usually every day, but God cannot see.” The Pastor stood there, stumped. He couldn’t figure it out because he strongly believed that God sees and knows all, and that there is only one God. The boy smiled and told him.

What was it?   

ANSWER: His own equal! We see our equals everyday, but since there is one God, he cannot see someone equal to himself. 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

What does this rebus represent?

1.Bob drowned Frosted Flakes

2.Joe buried Cap’n Crunch

3.Sarah threw Rice Krispies off a cliff

4.Emily shot Cocoa Puffs

 
 

 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

 

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