WELCOME to Friday, November 13, 2015.
Here’s the story…………
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.
After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, “Where are you going?”
He replies, “To the kitchen.”
She asks, “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
He replies, “Sure.”
She then asks him, “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?”
He says, “No, I can remember that.”
She then says, “Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you’ll forget that.”
He says, “I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
She replies, “Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down.”
With irritation in his voice, he says, “I don’t need to write that down, I can remember that.” He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says, “You forgot my toast.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. Franz Schubert
Love is all, it gives all, and it takes all. Soren Kierkegaard
Every painting is a voyage into a sacred harbour. Giotto di Bondone
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. Francis Bacon
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well. Alfred Adler
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
“I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR…”
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.” To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet.’
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn’t even enough to pay for the coffin.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Decipher this phrase-
ANSWER: Unhappy without you
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Every clue below can be answered with a two word phrase in which each word contains OR. Your job is to figure out what they are. Good luck.
1. Title for the head of London
2. Largest city in the Beaver State
3. Northern Lights
4. Author of 1984
5. Piece of paper you fill out in a catalog
6. Twining plant with funnel-shaped flowers
7. Pyongyang’s country
8. Neighborhood place to buy a quart of milk
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