Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Tuesday, November 3, 2015.    

We all fail sometimes. But there’s something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most clueless – and inventive – of students. 

Classical Studies 

Question: Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.

Answer: Learning to speak Latin

Biology 

Question: What is a fibula?

Answer: A little lie

Classical Studies 

Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar’s death?

Answer: Suspicious ones

Biology

Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease

Answer: Early death

Biology

Question: What is a plasmid?

Answer: A high definition television

Religious Studies

Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?

Answer: Monotony

Physics 

Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.

Answer: Fire

Geography 

Question: What does the term “lava” mean?

Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar

Geography

Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?

Answer: Malaria

Geography

Question: Name one famous Greek landmark

Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse

History 

Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?

Answer: At the bottom.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday and whatever you do,  

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“If you have not chosen a Halloween costume by now, that means you are that much closer to being that guy at the party trying to pass off your shower cap and bath robe as a costume. That is not a costume. That is unemployment. ” -Stephen Colbert

“There are reports that a movie is in the works based on the game Monopoly. They say the movie will be just like the game because it’s four hours long and it ends with your family fighting.” -Jimmy Fallon 

“People around the world think America is the coolest country. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an explosion to walk away from while I put on sunglasses in slow motion.” -Jimmy Kimmel

 

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

My father and I belong to the religion of Sikhism. We both wear the traditional turban and often encounter strange comments and questions. Once, in a restaurant, a child stared with amazement at my father. She finally got the courage to ask, “Are you a genie?” 

Her mother, caught off guard, turned red in the face and apologized for the remark. But my dad took no offense and decided to humor the child. 

He replied, “Why, yes I am. I can grant you three wishes.” 

The child’s mother blurted out, “Really?”  

 

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “We’ve been forgiven.”

Answer:  Sundown! A huge cross is lifted over the vampires at war and the evil ones perish while the peaceful ones stay alive. Dracula looks at the cross with relief, they have been forgiven.

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “What if tomorrow morning you pick up the paper and read about some slacker roadkill with my face staring back at you, hunh?”

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

What is the meaning of this rebus?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQUSTRVWXYZ   

ANSWER: You are out of order (the letters “U” and “R” have traded places; U R out of order). 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

The following 15 words can be divided into 5 groups of 3 words. The words in each trio will share a similar characteristic. What are the groupings? Why?

astern, bony, con, deal, land, lien, nit, pending, pinion, range, slander, steroid, tile, vary, venue

 

 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  

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