WELCOME to Wednesday, October 21, 2015.
01.If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?
03.What is the speed of darkness?
04.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
06.Can you cry under water?
07.Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day?
08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
09.Do fish ever get thirsty?
10.Can you get cornered in a round room?
11.What does OK actually mean?
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
14.What should one call a male ladybird?
15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
16.Can you blow a balloon up under water?
17.Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?
18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
19.If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
20.Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one?
21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.” –Thomas Jefferson
“The best way out is always through.” –Robert Frost
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit.
One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
“Who are you?” he asked. “I’m the Devil!” she responded.
“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister!”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Not too low.’
Answer: The Air Up There! Jimmy (Kevin Bacon) says this just before the Winabi medicine man cuts him in his pelvic region, thus making him an official member of the Winabi.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You know, all you do is give attitude lately. Been watching too much ‘Dynasty’, bud?”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
In this word pyramid you have to take the letters from the word pea and put them around the ‘h’ to form a new word. Once you have the next word, do the same with the next line.
h _ _ _
s _ _ _ _
_ _ r _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ n
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ l
ANSWER: Pea Heap Shape Phrase/seraph Sharpen Shrapnel
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
I am a world-renowned “symbol”. In the English language, if I’m added to a noun, it turns to an adjective (in most cases).
If you put horizontal lines through me, I become a currency, but it is not used in many countries.
In Spanish, I am a “symbol”, but also I am a word. I am used to connect words and phrases. If you watch your School House Rock, I go along with a junction.
What am I?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SMART SOLVING BANKS!
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