WELCOME to Wednesday, October 7, 2015.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. Helen Keller
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. Zig Ziglar
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. – Benjamin Franklin
Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. Lao Tzu
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen. – John F. Kennedy
A goal is a dream with a deadline. – Napoleon Hill
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. – Gordon B. Hinckley
Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. Tony Robbins
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A missionary recruit goes to Venezuela for the first time, struggling with the language. He visits one of the local churches and sits in the front row.
So as not to make a fool of himself, he decides to pick someone out of the crowd to imitate. He decides to follow the man sitting next to him in the front pew. As they sing, the man claps his hands, so the missionary recruit claps, too. When the man stands up to pray, the missionary recruit stands up, too. When the man sits down, the missionary sits down.
Later in the service, the man next to him stands up again, so the missionary stands up, too.
Suddenly a hush falls over the entire congregation. A few people gasp. The missionary looks around and sees that no one else is standing. So he sits down.
After the service ends, the missionary recruit greets the preacher. “I take it you don’t speak Spanish,” the preacher says.
The missionary replies, “No, I don’t. It’s that obvious?”
“Well yes,” the preacher says. “I announced that the Acosta family had a new-born baby boy, and I asked the proud father to please stand up.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? They can’t evict you at Christmas. You’ll be ho-ho-homeless.’
Answer: Go! Spoken by the ginger guy that was in ‘Grange Hill,’ Desmond Askew.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Why don’t you all just fade away.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you find 13 animals hidden in these words?
ANSWER: Pheasant, ant, toad, adder, rat, turtle, leech, char, hare, eel, lion, newt, tiger.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Use the missing words or word fragments in the film titles below to make a festive phrase.
___ Golden Pond
Thelma ___ Louise
_____ _____ Hunting
The Road ___ Perdition
The Sum of ____ Fears
_____ in Black
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT WORK BANKS!
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