WELCOME to Friday, September 18, 2015.
One liners for Friday…………
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. Albert Einstein
There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A work of art has no importance whatever to society. It is only important to the individual. Vladimir Nabokov
I wish that all of nature’s magnificence, the emotion of the land, the living energy of place could be photographed. Annie Leibovitz
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it. Sam Levenson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store
clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics
rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding
a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was
going to pay for his treatment.
“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘You, my room, 10:30 tonight. You, 10:45. And bring a friend.”
Answer: Robin Hood Prince of Thieves! The Sheriff of Nottingham to some professional women.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Drum loves pork and beans. Eats them with everything.’ ‘That explains a lot.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you identify the following songs and their artists?
1) Refrain from halting, the first person, immediately.
by Female monarch.
2) Multiple timepieces.
by Low temperature, stage production.
3) Unbleached, natural sweetener.
by Perpetual motion of small rock.
4) Sugary infant, belonging to me.
by Firearms & thorny plants.
5) Refrain from remaining, on your feet, near myself.
by Poisoned insect injection.
ANSWER: 1) Don’t stop me now.
3) Brown sugar.
by Rolling stones.
4) Sweet child o’ mine.
by Guns ‘n’ roses.
5) Don’t stand so close to me.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
I am a word of meanings three.
Three ways of spelling me there be.
The first is an odour, a smell if you will.
The second some money, but not in a bill.
The third is past tense, a method of passing things on or around.
Can you tell me now, what these words are, that have the same sound?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! VERY NICE SOLVING WORK BANKS!
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