WELCOME to Thursday, August 13, 2015.
They’re beautiful. They’re photogenic. Here are some memorable quotes from some of our favorite supermodels. Remember, it’s not what you say, it’s what you say.
ON THINKING: “When I model, I pretty much blank. You can’t think too much or it doesn’t work.” (Paulina Porizkova)
ON COURAGE: “They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.” (Cindy Crawford)
ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: “Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage.” (Carole Mallory)
ON POVERTY: “Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery.” (Beverly Johnson)
ON ROLE MODELS: “If you eat right and you exercise and you get breast implants, you can look like us.” (Gena Lee Nolan)
ON FATE: “I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.” (Christie Brinkley)
ON ARRIVING: “Because modeling is lucrative, I’m able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take.” (Kathy Ireland, star of Alien from L.A. and Danger Island)
ON CAREER CHOICES: “My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.” (Paulina Porizkova)
ON PRIORITIES: “I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.” (Kim Alexis)
ON GEOPOLITICS: “Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament.” (Jerry Hall)
ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER: “I’ve looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It’s the same face.” (Claudia Schiffer)
ON INNER STRENGTH: “I love the confidence that makeup gives me.” (Tyra Banks)
ON TRAVEL: “I haven’t seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven’t seen anything. I don’t really care.” (Tyra Banks)
ON BREAKTHROUGHS: “Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling.” (Gabrielle Reece)
ON EPIPHANY: “I just found out that I’m one inch taller than I thought.” (Christie Brinkley)
ON HEREDITY: “My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, ‘What if she’s ugly? You’re ugly.'” (Beverly Johnson)
ON THE BASICS: “It’s very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old t-shirt or sweats, it’s not inspiring for your workout.” (Cheryl Tiegs)
ON INTRODUCTIONS: “I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself—it’s eerie.” (Christy Turlington)
ON COURTSHIP: “The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.” (Fabio)
ON TRAGEDY: “The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles—but I had on thick tights underneath.” (Naomi Campbell)
ON SURVIVAL: “If I’m making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.” (Carol Alt)
ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS: “I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them.” (Cindy Crawford)
ON LOGIC: “I think if my butt’s not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn’t be too big for me.” (Christy Turlington)
ON VERSATILITY: “I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don’t have to speak.” (Linda Evangelista)
ON BODY PARTS: “I don’t know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous.” (Tyra Banks)
ON BODY LANGUAGE: “You can usually tell when I’m happy by the fact that I’ve gained weight.” (Christy Turlington)
ON DEPRIVATION: “If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time.” (Linda Evangelista)
ON THE GRIEVING PROCESS: “When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss.” (Veronica Webb)
ON VENGEANCE: “Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl’s hair.” (Tasha)
ON MOTIVATION: “It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would.” (Kate Moss)
ON ECONOMICS: “I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.” (Linda Evangelista)
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Hillary Clinton has a $350 billion plan that she says will make college more affordable. Which has to be better than my parents’ plan to make college affordable: “Be good at sports.” (Jimmy Fallon)
A PAC supporting Hillary Clinton just received an anonymous donation of $1 million. Which means that if she wins any of us can say that it was us that gave her the million bucks and hit her up for a favor. (Jimmy Fallon)
What’s really interesting is that this million-dollar donation from an anonymous donor came just two weeks after Hillary spoke out against, quote, “the endless flow of secret, unaccountable money” into campaigns. Then she said, “Starting now! Unaccountable money is awful. Cash it quick!”
According to an online poll, Donald Trump is still the front-runner in the Republican primary race. It’s very impressive because it’s the only race left that he hasn’t offended yet. (Jimmy Fallon)
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
There’s this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: “This parking space belongs to the Wizard. … Violators will be toad.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Or in your case, a whole loaf of toast.’
Answer: Spaced Invaders! One of the aliens threatening to turn one of the mothers into toast. The mother thought they were kids in Halloween costumes.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? (whispers to self) ‘Come and get me. Come and get me.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables that you must use to figure out the 7 words. Syllable List – al, cras, fes, file, ly, mo, nate, noun, po, si, sion, tec, ter, ti, tion, tor Syllable-starter: pro
How many syllables, each word has:
ANSWER: 1. profile (pro file)
2. pronoun (pro noun)
3. promoter (pro mo ter)
4. protector (pro tec tor)
5. procrastinate (pro cras ti nate)
6. proposition (pro po si tion)
7. professionally (pro fes sion al ly)
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
In your future and in your past
I come and go so senseless and fast
My purpose is unknown to all
Remembrance seems to drift then fall
I travel by night and fade by day
Because that is my common way
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