WELCOME to Tuesday, August 11, 2015.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“I tried to make money as a kid. I had a lemonade stand for about six weeks. I made no money. I had to burn it down and collect insurance.” –Brian Kiley
“I was walking through the park last night and had a very bad asthmatic attack. These three asthmatics attacked me. I know…I should have heard them hiding.” –Emo Philips
“As an entertainer I travel a lot. I once saw a pin on a Delta Airlines employee and I asked him what ‘Delta’ stands for. He said, ‘Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive.'” –Adam Christing
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.
Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘The stones are…in me.’
Answer: The Fifth Element! Just before the Diva dies, she tells Dallas where the ancient stones are hidden.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Help! Help! I’m being repressed!’
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. MARY SCHICK! SUPER SOLVING JOB MARY!
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
You are a prisoner sentenced to death. The Emperor offers you a chance to live by playing a simple game. He gives you 50 black marbles, 50 white marbles and 2 empty bowls. He then says, “Divide these 100 marbles into these 2 bowls. You can divide them any way you like as long as you use all the marbles. Then I will blindfold you and mix the bowls around. You then can choose one bowl and remove ONE marble. If the marble is WHITE you will live, but if the marble is BLACK… you will die.”
How do you divide the marbles up so that you have the greatest probability of choosing a WHITE marble?
ANSWER: Place 1 white marble in one bowl, and place the rest of the marbles in the other bowl (49 whites, and 50 blacks). This way you begin with a 50/50 chance of choosing the bowl with just one white marble, therefore life! BUT even if you choose the other bowl, you still have ALMOST a 50/50 chance at picking one of the 49 white marbles.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What does each word in each group have in common?
A restaurant goer
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD ALSO GOES TO MS. MARY SCHICK! INCREDIBLE SOLVING MARY!
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