Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday, July 17, 2015.     

Why Dogs Are Better Than Women…..

Dogs don’t cry.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

Dogs are excited when you play rough.

Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.

Anyone can get a good looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.

Dogs don’t shop.

A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never insist on talking about your relationship.

A dog’s parents never visit.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.

Dogs don’t hate their bodies.

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs never expect gifts.

Dogs never worry about germs.

Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog you ever had.

You never have to wait for a dog. They are ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry.

Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.

Dogs never want foot rubs.

Dogs can’t talk.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people and whatever

you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY     

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. Og Mandino 

Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. Leo Buscaglia 

I’ve always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. Beverly Sills 

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. Og Mandino 

In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. – Nikos Kazantzakis 

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. – Confucius 

Things do not happen. Things are made to happen. – John F. Kennedy   

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. Albert Einstein  

Infuse your life with action. Don’t wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen… yourself, right now, right down here on Earth. Bradley Whitford  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

AN IDIOT’S IDIOT! Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message “He’s lying” was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t telling the truth. Believing the “lie detector” was working, the suspect confessed. Emoji

 

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Hey, no smoking, dorm rules.’

‘What are they gonna do, kick me out?’ 

Answer: Toy Soldiers! I thought that line was kinda funny… it’s spoken when the guys are all in their dorm room, after the terrorists have taken over the school and are holding them hostage.  

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Did I catch a niner in there? Were ya callin from a walkie-talkie?’

 

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

What are the answers to all these clues and what do those answers have in common?

1. An amber tinted paste used on a wienerwurst.

2. A purple fruit

3. Besides the number of days, the months of May and August have this in common.

4. A finely feathered and polychromatic avian friend.

5. A 7 letter word for a pigment like crimson.

6. A bleached and neutral hue.   

ANSWER: The answers are:

1. Mustard

2. Plum

3. Green (The color of the birthstones of May and August).

4. Peacock

5. Scarlet

6. White

All these words are the last names of the characters in the game of Clue (Cluedo).

1. Colonel Mustard

2. Professor Plum

3. Mr. Green

4. Mrs. Peacock

5. Miss Scarlet

6. Mrs. White  

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

Use the syllables in the sylalist to complete the clues below. Each clue gives how many syllables the answer of it has. Can you complete every question?

Sylalist: com con dent e el el er fort junc man ment na nov o or or phant pi ro rus sat sau scor the tion urn

Clues:

1. Sign of the zodiac (3)

2. A Planet (2)

3. A Mammal (3)

4. Decoration (3)

5. Mansion (2)

6. Long Fiction (2)

7. Rat, Squirrel, etc. (2)

8. Quilted Bedcover (3)

9. Book of Synonyms (3)

10. and, but, for, so, etc. (3)

 
 
 
 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB BANKS! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji 
 
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com. https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  Emoji

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