WELCOME to Friday, July 10, 2015.
Online College Courses for Women…
Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores
Can Wait Until After the Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet, Too
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His
Communication Skills I: Tears, the Last Resort, Not the First
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire
Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
Telephone Skills: How to Stop Talking and Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space
Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption
Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
TV Remotes: For Men Only
Emotions: Men Have Them, Too
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Ballet: For Women Only
Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and whatever
you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. – William Morris
The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. – Pablo Picasso
Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one’s weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. Mahatma Gandhi
That’s the thing about depression: A human being can survive almost anything, as long as she sees the end in sight. But depression is so insidious, and it compounds daily, that it’s impossible to ever see the end. The fog is like a cage without a key. Elizabeth Wurtzel
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. Napoleon Bonaparte
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor replies: “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Bees! Bees everywhere! Oh my God, they’re here! They’re ripping my flesh off!… Run! Save yourselves! Your firearms are useless against them!’
Answer: Tommyboy! Chris Farley and David Spade. Need I say more?
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Problem, guys?’ ‘Just scoping out your civilian wardrobe.’ ‘Pretty cool, huh?’ ‘For a fashion victim.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Put this on,
And warm you’ll be.
Take one off,
And an emotion, you’ll see.
ANSWER: When you put on a GLOVE, you’ll be warm.
Take off the letter G, and LOVE is left.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
I am three words,
Two of them appear the same,
Two are pronounced the same.
One is the third person use of “capable” or “permit”.
One means to sleep, but only for a bit.
The last word means a group of deer,
Perhaps now you can tell me, what words are here?
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