Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Tuesday, June 2, 2015.     

Punny dog names based on famous people……

A-fleas Ansari
Anderson Pooper
Bark Obama
Barkevious Dingo
Barking Madoff
Billie Howliday
Chuck Norris (for a small or fancy dog)
Diggy Azalea
Dog Johnson
J.K. Growling
Jack London
James Earl Bones
Jim Barksons
Julio Diglesias
L.L. Drool J
Katy Pawry
Maria Sha-ruff-pova
Ma Barker
Notorious D.I.G. (or Diggie Smalls)
Pawtrick Stewart
Piss Hardwick
Rosa Barks
Ruth Bader Ginsbark
Schumer
Sinéad O’Collar
Sir Francis Bacon
Snarls Barkley
Sophia Vergrrra
Spambot
Tina Spay
Queen Elizabark
Vera Fang
William Shakespaw

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

A mission statement is defined as “a long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly.” All good companies have one.

If it weren’t for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.

“Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened.” –Cora Harvey Armstrong 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Joe sets up his friend Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of a friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Mike, “I’ll be stuck with her all night.”

“Don’t worry,” Joe says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake an asthma attack. That’ll give you an excuse to cancel the date right then and there.”

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl’s door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He’s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: “Aaaaaauuuggghhh!” 

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Shelly, looks like the bulimia really paid off!”  

Answer:  First Wives Club! This is in the department store scene when Brenda (Bette Midler) runs into her ex and his new wife. She says “what’s a matter Morty? Can’t afford to buy her a whole dress?” and directs this comment to the new wife, Shelly (Sarah Jessica Parker).

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “A little lonely out on that limb Miss Watson?”

   

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

A phobia is an irrational fear or hatred of a specific thing or situation which compels one to avoid it despite awareness and reassurance that the object or situation is not dangerous. Listed below are the names and definitions of six phobias. Five are real phobias documented in psychology journals, while one is an imposter. Can you determine which one from the list below is not a real phobia?

Trichopathophobia – Fear of hair

Pentheraphobia – Fear of mother-in-law

Aibohphobia – Fear of Palindromes

Doraphobia – Fear of fur or skins of animals

Logizomechanophobia – Fear of computers.

Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of certain names. 

ANSWER: Aibohphobia is not a real, documented phobia; it is actually a joke started on the Internet. It has not appeared in any documented psychology journal. The joke, of course, is that the word Aibohphobia is a palindrome.  The title is part of a quote on fear from the book Dune, by Frank Herbert.  

 

Tuesday’s  Quizzler is……….

Jesse James’ lesser known brother, Eddie has also decided to take up robbing banks for a living. He is unfortunately a little slow and has forgotten to bring the dynamite to blow open the safe!

Using logic, the following clues and a large amount of patience, can you figure out the 10 digit number to crack the safe?

*All digits from 0 to 9 are used exactly once.

*The sum of the 2nd, 5th, 6th and 8th digits is a single digit number.

*The 4th digit is a perfect square.

*The 3rd digit is 1.

*The sum of the 4th and 7th digits is a perfect square.

*The value of the 10th digit is twice that of the 2nd.

*The product of the 4th and 6th digits is equal to that of the 10th and 2nd digits.

*The 5 is next to the 6 but not the 4.

  

TODAY’ QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING WORKS BANKS!  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

 

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  

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