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WELCOME to Friday, May 15, 2015.     

MORE Texting Abbreviations and Twitter Slang Translations (Today the A’s)
AA As above
AAF As a matter of fact
AAF As a friend
AAK Asleep at keyboard
AAK Alive and kicking
AAMOF As a matter of fact
AAMOI As a matter of interest
AAP Always a pleasure
AAR At any rate
AAS Alive and smiling
AASHTA As always, Sheldon has the answer
(Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown)
AATK Always at the keyboard
ABC Already been chewed
ABT About
ABT2 Meaning ‘About to’
ABTA Meaning Good-bye (signoff)
ACD ALT / CONTROL / DELETE
ACDNT Accident (e-mail, Government)
ACK Acknowledge
ACPT Accept (e-mail, Government)
ACQSTN Acquisition (e-mail, Government)
ADAD Another day, another dollar
ADBB All done, bye-bye
ADD Address
ADDY Address
ADIH Another day in hell
ADIP Another day in paradise
ADMIN Administrator
ADMINR Administrator (Government)
ADN Any day now
ADR Address
AE Area effect (online gaming)
AEAP As early as possible
AF April Fools
AFC Away from computer
AFAIAA As far as I am aware
AFAIC As far as I am concerned
AFAIK As far as I know
AFAIUI As far as I understand it
AFAP As far as possible
AFJ April Fool’s joke
AFK Away from keyboard
AFZ Acronym Free Zone
AFPOE A fresh pair of eyes
AH At home
AIAMU And I am a money’s uncle
AIGHT Alright
AIR As I remember
AISB As it should be
AISB As I said before
AISI As I see it
AITR Adult in the room
AKA Also known as
ALCON All concerned
ALOL Actually laughing out loud
AMAP As much as possible
AMBW All my best wishes
AML All my love
AMOF As a matter of fact
AO Anarchy Online (online gaming)
AOE Area of effect (online game)
AOM Age of majority
AOM Age of Mythology (online gaming)
AOTA All of the above
AOYP Angel on your pillow
APAC All praise and credit
AQAP As quick (or quiet) as possible
ARE Acronym rich enviornment
ASIG And so it goes
ASAP As soon as possible
A/S/L Age/sex/location
ASL Age/sex/location
ASLA Age/sex/location/availability
AT At your terminal
ATB All the best
ATEOTD At the end of the day
ATM At the moment
ATSITS All the stars in the sky
ATSL Along the same line (or lines)
AWC After awhile crocodile
AWESO Awesome
AWOL Away without leaving
AYDY Are you done yet?
AYEC At your earliest convenience
AYOR At your own risk
AYSOS Are you stupid or something?
AYS Are you serious?
AYT Are you there?
AYTMTB And you’re telling me this because
AYV Are you vertical?
AZN Asian

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.  Og Mandino

 

There’s a way to do it better – find it. Thomas A. Edison

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. – Confucius

We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated. – Maya Angelou

The more we do, the more we can do. – William Hazlitt

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. – Og Mandino

If you can dream it, you can do it. – Walt Disney

You simply have to put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. – George Lucas

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. Thomas A. Edison

 

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential… these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

Confucius

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”  

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “But we eat the same things. Like, if I have a pork-chop, she has a pork-chop, if I have a veal, she has a veal.” 

Answer: Talk Radio! After learning his Dallas-area talk show is going to be broadcast nationally, controversial radio host Barry Champlain (Eric Bogosian) goes against the advice of those around him to soften his approach, which only further fuels the hatred for him by his bizarre litany of callers. Based on the novel, “Talked to Death: The Life and Murder of Alan Berg”, by Stephen Singular, the screenplay was co-written by Bogosian and director Oliver Stone. “But we eat the same things…” one of the callers to Night Talk tells controversial radio host Barry Champlain about his cat’s eating habits.   

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “Yeah, well, to some people I’m just the devil in blue suede shoes. Don’t ya believe it, okay? I never stole nothin’, ya hear?”

   

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

If a cork is put into a glass of water, the cork will almost always drift to the side of the glass. There is one simple way, however, to get the cork to float in the center of the glass (the horizontal center, not the vertical). What is it? Water, the glass, and the cork are all that is required. 

 

ANSWER: The reason that a cork drifts to the side of a glass is that it floats to the highest point. Since water “clings” to the glass, the highest point is around the edge of the water. To get the cork to float in the middle of the glass, all you have to do is fill the glass as much as possible. The water will form a convex shape above the glass, with the highest point at its center. This is where the cork will settle.  

Friday’s  Quizzler is……….

My first is a number, my second another, 

And each, I assure you, will rhyme with the other. 

My first you will find is one-fifth of my second, 

And truly my whole, a long period reckoned. 

Yet my first and my second (nay, think not I cozen), 

When added together, will make but two dozen. 

How many am I?

 

  

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  

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