WELCOME to Friday, May 15, 2015.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. Og Mandino
There’s a way to do it better – find it. Thomas A. Edison
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. – Confucius
We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated. – Maya Angelou
The more we do, the more we can do. – William Hazlitt
Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. – Og Mandino
If you can dream it, you can do it. – Walt Disney
You simply have to put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. – George Lucas
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. Thomas A. Edison
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential… these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “But we eat the same things. Like, if I have a pork-chop, she has a pork-chop, if I have a veal, she has a veal.”
Answer: Talk Radio! After learning his Dallas-area talk show is going to be broadcast nationally, controversial radio host Barry Champlain (Eric Bogosian) goes against the advice of those around him to soften his approach, which only further fuels the hatred for him by his bizarre litany of callers. Based on the novel, “Talked to Death: The Life and Murder of Alan Berg”, by Stephen Singular, the screenplay was co-written by Bogosian and director Oliver Stone. “But we eat the same things…” one of the callers to Night Talk tells controversial radio host Barry Champlain about his cat’s eating habits.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Yeah, well, to some people I’m just the devil in blue suede shoes. Don’t ya believe it, okay? I never stole nothin’, ya hear?”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
If a cork is put into a glass of water, the cork will almost always drift to the side of the glass. There is one simple way, however, to get the cork to float in the center of the glass (the horizontal center, not the vertical). What is it? Water, the glass, and the cork are all that is required.
ANSWER: The reason that a cork drifts to the side of a glass is that it floats to the highest point. Since water “clings” to the glass, the highest point is around the edge of the water. To get the cork to float in the middle of the glass, all you have to do is fill the glass as much as possible. The water will form a convex shape above the glass, with the highest point at its center. This is where the cork will settle.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
My first is a number, my second another,
And each, I assure you, will rhyme with the other.
My first you will find is one-fifth of my second,
And truly my whole, a long period reckoned.
Yet my first and my second (nay, think not I cozen),
When added together, will make but two dozen.
How many am I?
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