Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

images (10)

WELCOME to Monday, May 4, 2015.    

Texting Abbreviations and Twitter Slang Translation Dictionary:

(In alphabetical order, starting with numbers) For adults just in case you wanted to know what your kids were texting about.

?4U I have a question for you

;S Gentle warning, like “Hmm? what did you say?”

^^ Meaning “read line” or “message above”

❤ Meaning “sideways heart” (love, friendship)

<33 Meaning “heart or love” (more 3s is a bigger heart)

@TEOTD At the end of the day

.02 My (or your) two cents worth

121 One-to-one (private chat initiation)

1337 Leet, meaning ‘elite’

143 I love you

14AA41 One for all, and all for one

19 Zero hand (online gaming)

10X Thanks

1CE Once

1DR I wonder

2 Meaning “to” in SMS

20 Meaning “location”

2EZ Too easy

2G2BT Too good to be true

2M2H Too much too handle

2MI Too much information

2MOR Tomorrow

2NTE Tonight

4 Short for “for” in SMS

411 Meaning “information”

404 I don’t know

411 Meaning ‘information’

420 Lets get high

420 Meaning “Marijuana”

459 Means I love you (ILY is 459 using keypad numbers)

4COL For crying out loud

4EAE Forever and ever

4NR Foreigner

^5 High-five

6Y Sexy

7K Sick

831 I love you (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)

86 Over

88 Hugs and kisses

9 Parent is watching

Meaning “smile”

*s* Meaning “smile”

*w* Meaning “wink”

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! 

Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“There is a new reality show on CBS where a family must decide whether to keep $100,000 in a briefcase or give it away to another family. The show’s called, ‘We’ll Keep the Briefcase.’ It’s the first 10-second-long show in history.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A company is working on a new selfie stick shaped like a human arm so users won’t look like they’re alone in pictures. Instead you’ll just look like a completely normal person who’s carrying around a severed human arm.” -Seth Meyers

“Ford has recalled almost 600,000 vehicles for steering problems. Owners are being told to bring their cars in as close to the dealership as they can get it. ” -Conan O’Brien 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her.  She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment, satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent scratchy sounds again! She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom.  This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg! That was too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.  The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom. 

 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘Never let it be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!’

Answer: Dogma! Loki (Matt Damon) to Bartleby (Ben Affleck) after Bartleby convinces Loki that the loophole is foolproof.  

Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘You moved the headstones, but you left the bodies, didn’t you?!’

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

How is failure represented in the rebus below?

Options:

A) Success

B) Victory

C) Triumph

D) Accomplishment  

 

ANSWER:  Failure is not an option.

Monday’s  Quizzler is……….

Below are incomplete words. Replace the letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

Ri ( _ _ _ ) satile

Al ( _ _ _ ) oury

Mo ( _ _ _ ) ergo

Unaw ( _ _ _ ) na

A ( _ _ _ _ ) ounce

Fel ( _ _ _ ) ly

 

 

 

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  

LINKS: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.orghttp://myinvitepay.com/?ref=225785

   

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s