WELCOME to Monday, May 4, 2015.
Texting Abbreviations and Twitter Slang Translation Dictionary:
(In alphabetical order, starting with numbers) For adults just in case you wanted to know what your kids were texting about.
?4U I have a question for you
;S Gentle warning, like “Hmm? what did you say?”
^^ Meaning “read line” or “message above”
❤ Meaning “sideways heart” (love, friendship)
<33 Meaning “heart or love” (more 3s is a bigger heart)
@TEOTD At the end of the day
.02 My (or your) two cents worth
121 One-to-one (private chat initiation)
1337 Leet, meaning ‘elite’
143 I love you
14AA41 One for all, and all for one
19 Zero hand (online gaming)
1DR I wonder
2 Meaning “to” in SMS
20 Meaning “location”
2EZ Too easy
2G2BT Too good to be true
2M2H Too much too handle
2MI Too much information
4 Short for “for” in SMS
411 Meaning “information”
404 I don’t know
411 Meaning ‘information’
420 Lets get high
420 Meaning “Marijuana”
459 Means I love you (ILY is 459 using keypad numbers)
4COL For crying out loud
4EAE Forever and ever
831 I love you (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
88 Hugs and kisses
9 Parent is watching
*s* Meaning “smile”
*w* Meaning “wink”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“There is a new reality show on CBS where a family must decide whether to keep $100,000 in a briefcase or give it away to another family. The show’s called, ‘We’ll Keep the Briefcase.’ It’s the first 10-second-long show in history.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A company is working on a new selfie stick shaped like a human arm so users won’t look like they’re alone in pictures. Instead you’ll just look like a completely normal person who’s carrying around a severed human arm.” -Seth Meyers
“Ford has recalled almost 600,000 vehicles for steering problems. Owners are being told to bring their cars in as close to the dealership as they can get it. ” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her. She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment, satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent scratchy sounds again! She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom. This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg! That was too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side. The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Never let it be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!’
Answer: Dogma! Loki (Matt Damon) to Bartleby (Ben Affleck) after Bartleby convinces Loki that the loophole is foolproof.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘You moved the headstones, but you left the bodies, didn’t you?!’
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
How is failure represented in the rebus below?
ANSWER: Failure is not an option.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are incomplete words. Replace the letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.
Ri ( _ _ _ ) satile
Al ( _ _ _ ) oury
Mo ( _ _ _ ) ergo
Unaw ( _ _ _ ) na
A ( _ _ _ _ ) ounce
Fel ( _ _ _ ) ly
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