WELCOME to Tuesday, April 14, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The handwritten lyrics to Don McLean’s classic song ‘American Pie’ were auctioned off yesterday and sold for $1.2 million. In fact, McLean already has dubbed April 7 ‘the Day the Music Paid for my Boat.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“McDonald’s has announced plans to unveil even larger hamburgers. They also announced plans to widen their doors and reinforce the floors.” -Conan O’Brien
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today appeared on a talk show called ‘Pasta and Politics.’ It went so well that he’s agreed to go on ‘Meet the Garlic Press.'” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
No one is more cautious than a first-time parent. After our daughter was big enough to ride on the back of my bicycle, I bought a special carrier with a seat belt and got her a little helmet.
The day of the first ride I put her in the seat, double-checked all the equipment, wheeled the bike to the end of the driveway, carefully looked both ways and, swinging my leg up over the crossbar, accidentally kicked her right in the chin.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘‘Well hell, son, I do believe he’s harassing you already.’
Answer: ‘Space Cowboys’! Tommy Lee Jones said this in ‘Space Cowboys’ when a biker told Clint Eastwood to stop harassing the waitress and if he wanted to harass someone, harass him.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘These are broken. Mine are broken.’
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