WELCOME to Thursday, April 9, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“In some good-luck news, a man coming out of surgery has won $7 million on a lottery ticket that was tucked in his get-well card. And after paying his hospital bills, he still has $900 left.” -Seth Meyers
“Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as ‘Hispanic’ on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, ‘Si.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“March Madness is coming to an end. On Saturday after losing to Wisconsin, Kentucky fans went into the street and started burning things. Meanwhile, Wisconsin fans went out and starting frying things and covering them with cheese.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of whiskeys and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. “Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!” “Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘You had a sleep over didn’t you?’
Answer: ‘Pay It Forward’ Haley Joel Osment said this to Kevin Spacey when he saw him coming out of his mother’s bedroom early in the morning.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘What are you talking to me for, she’s the one with the gun.’
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