WELCOME to Tuesday, April 7, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last night it took four state troopers and a dog.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
“My girlfriend is not a ball and chain–she’s more of a spring-loaded trap.” –Kevin Hench
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning items that obviously had been worn. One rainy morning I walked in and found a discolored blazer hanging on the rack with other returns. “People return the most filthy, nasty things,” I commented to my supervisor who was standing nearby.
Eyebrow raised, she said, “That’s MY jacket.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “I think I’ll have a little crab, a little of that crab.”
Answer: Simply Irresistible! Tom says this to Amanda in front of her restaurant. He’s referring to the crab that pinched him in the market. I love this movie, it’s funny and romantic. I’m not one to watch romance movies, but if they’re funny, I like them.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You start running and I’ll chase you.”
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