WELCOME to Monday, April 6, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A new restaurant in New York has just opened and serves dishes made only from food scraps donated from other restaurants. Said Arby’s, ‘They’re on to us, every man for himself.'” -Seth Meyers
“A 95-year-old man has officially become the world’s oldest pilot. He’s also become the first pilot to fly at 25 miles per hour.” -Conan O’Brien
“Rand Paul is taking a week-long break from talking to the media to spend time with his family before he officially announces that he is running for president. Because nothing motivates you to be on the road for two straight years like a week alone with your family.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Noren Eron, the great Norse comic decided to bring his act to America. He booked several shows in the northern states and did well. He then took his act down south, but he realized that the farther south he went, the less the crowd appreciated his act which had the poor guy miffed. When he got to the Deep South, no one got his act at all. After many disappointing sets, he just quit one night and returned to Norway. This goes to show you… You should never book a miffed Norse in the south.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Hey! What did you do with the world?” “I turned it off.”
Answer: The Thirteenth Floor! Whitney asks Douglas this, only it isn’t Whitney. Whitney’s counterpart from the simulated world gets into Whitley’s body and marvels at the modern technology. This is a great movie blurring, the lines of reality and virtual reality.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I think I’ll have a little crab, a little of that crab.”
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