Dormitory == Dirty Room
Desperation == A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code == Here Come Dots
Slot Machines == Cash Lost in ’em
Animosity == Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z’s
Semolina == Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point == I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one
Contradiction == Accord not in it
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever
you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Burger King is now making a Whopper-scented cologne. But there is a warning. If you wear Burger King’s Whopper cologne, don’t go near a lion cage. You know, I think I’ll just stick with my Steak and Shake aftershave.” -Dave Letterman
“Larry King reportedly tweets by calling a designated voice mail and leaving a message, and then an assistant tweets the message for him. Which I guess explains why so many of his tweets begin with ‘Hello, operator?'” -Seth Meyers
“Chelsea Clinton is here tonight. Chelsea’s here to promote the ‘Serve a Year’ campaign. A lot of celebrities do this. They serve a year, sometimes less with good behavior.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free. “Wait a minute,” said one of the researchers, “Wouldn’t it be a kindness if our ship’s doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?” “Not on your life,” exclaimed the doctor, “that would be defeeting the porpoise.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Yo yo, you, yo.”
Answer: Scooby Doo! Velma had just returned to her body and was trying to get Daphne’s attention. But she wasn’t sure how to talk like the monsters were talking.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I woke up this morning and just hated everything.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
I constantly collide into all the others,
The only one of 16 without colors.
Associated with English and banking and breaking,
The answer is right there for the taking.
ANSWER: The cue ball on a pool table. English is when spin is put on the cue ball to make it curve or bounce differently off the rail. Banking is when a shot is played off the rail. Breaking is the first shot played in a game of pool. The hint refers to the fact that chalk is placed on a cue before it strikes the cue ball.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
This teaser is in honor of man’s quest to quench his thirst with non-alcoholic beverages. Can you figure out what drinks are depicted below?
1. Joint between thigh and lower leg + having great elevation + yielding readily to pressure + swallowing liquid contents.
2. A practitioner of medicine + spicy hot pod like fruit that grows on plants.
3. Dried and powdered rhizome used as spice + another name for beer.
4. Underground portion of a plant + another name for ale.
5. A natural elevation of the earth’s surface having considerable mass and a height greater than that of a hill + water droplets condensed from the air.
6. A powder made from cacao seeds + tropical African evergreen plant having reddish fragrant nutlike seeds.
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