WELCOME to Thursday, March 5, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Forbes released its annual list of billionaires. Once again the richest person on the planet, with $79.2 billion, is Bill Gates. To put that into perspective, that’s enough money to never have to drink tap water at a restaurant ever again.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Taco Bell is testing a new product called ‘Cap’n Crunch Delights,’ which are balls of sweet dough, covered in crushed Cap’n Crunch cereal, and filled with a ‘milk icing’ – you know, Mexican food.” -Seth Meyers
“During the CPAC conference, Rand Paul told the crowd it was time for a new president and that people need to help make the change. Of course, most people agreed with him, since thats how term limits work.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesame Street. On the bus were some very strange people with very strange things to do. First there were two identical twins whose names were both Pattie. They were very big and muscular, especially for women. Next there was a man named Ross. He was a extrodinary guy so he was dubbed “Special Ross”. After that there was a hefty, overweight man named Leonard. Since his cheeks were so puffy people decided to nickname him “Leonard Cheeks”. Finally, all the people on the bus had bunions at which they feverously picked and scratched.
What do we call this bus filled with strange people? Of course; we call them: “Two all-beef Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Cheeks, pickin’ bunions, on a Sesame Street bus!”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?”
Answer: Reservoir Dogs! Said by Vic Vega (otherwise known as Mr. Blonde) after he shows up
at the meeting place with fast food.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “If you side with the Nazis, Thomas, then we’re at war.”
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