WELCOME to Friday, February 27, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein.” Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996
“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
“You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.” Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your
brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.” Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
because of academic requirements.
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: “Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.”
Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: “That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my #%@# clothes.”
Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A golfer who was known for his bad temper walked into the pro shop one day and plunked down big bucks for a
new set of Woods. The staff all watched to see what would happen after he used them for the first time – more than half expecting he’d come in and demand his money back. But the next time he came in, he was all smiles.
“They’re the best clubs I’ve ever had,” he said. “In fact, I’ve discovered I can throw them at least 40 yards
farther than I could my last ones.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “In my home! In my bedroom where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their toys. In my home.”
Answer: Godfather Part II! Of course, said by Michael after the attempted hit at home.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “What am I gonna say? ‘I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How’ve you been?'”
TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. VALERIE JOYNER! NICE WORK VALERIE!
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Jon and Bob were betting on a baseball game and Bob lost. To get back at him he bets Jon.
Bob says, “I bet you I can do two to three thousand push-ups in 10 minutes.”
Jon says, “Fine, let’s see it. You couldn’t possibly win that bet.”
Bob won the bet. How is that possible?
ANSWER: He did two push-ups, since it is worded that he can do 2 – 3000, but Jon thought it was 2000 – 3000.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are incomplete words. Place three letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.
i (_ _ _) lar
lat (_ _ _) ror
phan (_ _ _) atoe
indica (_ _ _) toise
sc (_ _ _) na
thr (_ _ _) egal