Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, February 25, 2015.   

Wish I’d Said That….
We the unwilling, working for the ungrateful, are doing
the impossible. We have done so much, for so long,
with so little, we are now qualified to do anything
with nothing
 
You spend your whole life believing that you’re on the
right track, only to discover that you’re on the wrong train.
 
I know they say love is blind, but does it also have to
be deaf, dumb, and stupid ?
 
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can
not change, the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to
kill because they ticked me off.
 
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the
answer but wish we didn’t.” — Erica Jong
 
“The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any
problem, it is generally employed only by small
children and large nations.”  — David Friedman
 
“He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the
next exit.”  — Unknown
 
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to
complain.”  — Lily Tomlin
 
“Too bad the only people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.”  — George Burns
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever
you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?” 

–Vince Lombardi 

“That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.” 

–Henry David Thoreau 

“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” 

–Mark Twain  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. Now, he thought, he could use a phone whenever he wanted. He made several more so that he could have several shoes with phones in the house. One day, an emergency came up and he needed a phone bad. Would you believe it, he couldn’t find a single phone boot.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘I’ve got a weird thing for girls who say ‘aboot’.’ 

Answer: Chasing Amy!    

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “There’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you. My name.” 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

 Below you will find uncommon titles to five award winning, or popular children’s books. How many can you decipher?

1. Where the Crimson Foliage Propagates.

2. Obscure Oasis

3. The Sunny Season of the Cygnus.

4. Feline in the Bonnet.

5. A Crumple in Chronology.

ANSWER: 1. Where the Red Fern Grows  2. Secret Garden  3. The Summer of the Swans

4. Cat in the Hat  5. A Wrinkle in Time 

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….

They turn themselves over to me

Completely voluntarily

Knowing before they’ve departed

They’ll end up near where they started

I may be called emotional

Loopy, perhaps commotional

For those brave souls who seek a thrill

I’m sure to nicely fit the bill

By a force of nature propelled

I’m courage-testing those compelled

Greeted with anxiousness and fret

Seldom exited with regret

What am I?

 
  
 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS! 
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Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

 

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