WELCOME to Friday, February 13, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannise their teachers. Socrates
Children really brighten up a household – they never turn the lights off. Ralph Bus
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. Spike Milligan
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves. Brendan Behan
Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. George Bernard Shaw
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.
One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!” “No, I’m sorry”, replied the bartender, “it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Listen, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.’
Answer: Rounders! The opening line of the movie.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one two three four!’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
1. Measuring stick -> Law
2. Prophet; visionary -> To perceive
3. Rip; pull apart -> Beverage
4. Topic; anything with mass and volume -> Not glossy; flat
5. Moon depression -> Large box
6. One who digs for ore -> Belonging to me
7. Police person -> Place of work
8. Vocalist -> Scorch; burn superficially
ANSWER: 1. Ruler -> Rule 2. Seer -> See 3. Tear -> Tea 4. Matter -> Matte 5. Crater -> Crate
6. Miner -> Mine 7. Officer -> Office 8. Singer -> Singe
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
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