Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, February 4, 2015.    

Irrelevant Facts…….
Every person has a unique tongue print.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.*
In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
‘Kemo Sabe’ means ‘soggy shrub’ in Navajo.
In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.
Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they’re still sitting on it.
You’re more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather.
An average person laughs about 5 times a day.
Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 mph.
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
The Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours is.Will and Guy’s Humour – irrelevant facts
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.
The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones – Bhutan.
Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
Women’s hearts beat faster than men’s.
Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.
Bubble gum contains rubber.
You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 
 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“Carry the battle to them. Don’t let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don’t ever apologize for anything.”  –Harry S Truman

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” –Douglas Adams

“I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.”  –Mark Twain  

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact that their new gum was too hard and brittle and didn’t have the right consistency. One of the inventors kept arguing that they simply had to add more liquid to their primary secret ingredient, code named “Yewin”.

The other man argued adamantly. “No, No, No! It’s not wetter Yewin that counts… it’s how you ply the gum!” 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “He sees something he wants, he takes it; something gets in his way, he kills it, and now he’s somewhere in your city.” 

Answer: The Hidden! Kyle MacLachlan’s evasive explanation to Michael Nouri about what they are up against; he has yet to tell him that it is actually an alien that invades the bodies of humans and runs their bodies down, until it finds another body to get into. Oh, and did I mention, it likes fine things, like money and Ferraris? It’s a great sci-fi action thriller. 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Linda? Do you know you’ve got a man hanging from your ceiling?”  

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Saturday and Sunday, I am big.

Tuesday through Thursday, I am small. 

Monday and Friday, I am non-existent. 

What am I? 

ANSWER: The letter “S.”

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….

Each group of words below is a commonly known phrase. Try to guess what that phrase is.

1.The total entity of substances which exhibit a reflection of light particles in awesome profusion are not necessarily composed of a soft, yellow metallic substance.

2. A couple offers possibility of camaraderie, while trebly aggregates often have the appearances of a multitude.

3. A member of the class of Aves that energizes rapidly from a state of nocturnal hibernation is able to seize by force or stratagem the lumbrious terristris.

4. Homo sapiens who inhabit abodes composed of pellucid substances containing silicon materials should be prudent of casting hard cobbles.

 
 
 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES ONCE AGAIN TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT SOLVING JOB BANKS!  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji
 
 
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

         

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