Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday, January 23, 2015.  

Wright Thoughts……………. 
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle
making shadows of people on a tree.
I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back… Boy, were they mad!
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney…
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.
It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature.
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading. So, I got some flip-up contact lenses.
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
I filled out an application that said, “In Case Of Emergency Notify”. I wrote “Doctor”… What’s my mother going to do?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.  Ron White

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. 

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoon’s. “Do you wish to check the raccoon’s through as luggage?” she asked. 

“No, thanks,” replied the vultures. “They’re carrion.” 

 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Give me a milk. Chocolate.’  

Answer: Back to the Future! This is said by George McFly (Crispin Glover) in ‘Back to the Future’. 

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!’

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

In a country, there are over 100 streets. Street 1 is named First Street, street 2 is named Second Street, and so on and so forth.  A traveler decides to walk through all these streets in the country. He could find all the streets except Street 62. No matter how hard he tried, he could not find it.  He later found that the locals had given the street another name.  What is the name?

ANSWER: Minute street. This is because Street 62 is named Sixty Second Street, and Sixty Seconds = 1 Minute, hence Street 62 is also called Minute Street. 

Friday’s  Quizzler is……….

Can you decipher the musical instruments represented below?

1. P O

2. BA BA

3. ECLART

4. @ # $ %

 
 

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

         

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