WELCOME to Thursday, January 22, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“New research suggests that the first human conversations may have been about tools. Which means the second human conversation was, ‘Hey, can I get back those tools you borrowed?'” -Seth Meyers
“For the first time ever, ‘The View’ was beaten in the ratings by another daytime show called ‘The Talk.’ However, both shows are losing viewers to something called the ‘Off button.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that our happiness peaks in our late 80s. Mainly because all the people who annoyed you are dead by then.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn’t get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn’t bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing: “I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone”
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? Have you been there all night?’
Answer: Spider-Man! Said by Harry (James Franco) to Norman (Willem Dafoe).
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Give me a milk. Chocolate.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are incomplete words. Place two letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.
Fu (–) am
Ed (–) ar
Dit (–) urch
Ju (–) eam
Ran (–) ese
Divi (–) bt
Pi (–) upt
Dro (–) rse
Tr (–) aze
Bud (–) nder
ANSWER: Fuse – seam Edge – gear Ditch – church Just – steam Range – geese Divide – debt
Pier – erupt Drove – verse Tram – amaze Budge – gender
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
In a country, there are over 100 streets. Street 1 is named First Street, street 2 is named Second Street, and so on and so forth.
A traveler decides to walk through all these streets in the country. He could find all the streets except Street 62. No matter how hard he tried, he could not find it. He later found that the locals had given the street another name. What is the name?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER SOLVING JOB BANKS!
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