Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Monday, January 5, 2015.  

 Dittograms…… 
(Words and phrases with repeated sounds are called dittograms.  Although many sentences contain dittograms (“A table for four, please.”), the trick is to see how many dittograms you can get into one coherent sentence.) 

Roadkill Rick usually took carrion carry-on when he flew.

On breezy days Gale couldn’t find stationary stationery for his novel novel.

In the Vatican, a popery potpourri comes from sealing ceiling art.

For a Roma aroma, the popery sent the potpourri scent.

When playing his trombone, Count Sheep read red notes but blew blue tunes.

The new ewe knew you.

Although she can’t cant, Shirley surely can can-can.

A noise annoys the principle principal.

Lulu had had a notion that that herd heard a grisly grizzly.

The rude roomers rued rumors.

Cliff Hanger could bear bare bear barely.

Would wood be before four iron?

A calligrapher is a write wright who can write right after submitting to the right write wright rite.

While growing marijuana, the more weed due, the more we’d do.

My son read bread beats sun-red bred beets for nutrition.

Paul Bunyan threw a gnu whole through a new hole.

The next several are complete dittograms:

Do due does doze?

One idol heroine won idle heroin.

Turn a round dear tern around deer.

We knew wee new hair hides hare hides.

Foursome dears meet for some deer’s meat.

That hour, we knew that our wee new wood parish would perish.

 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Monday people, and   

remember whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Google has found that Ouija boards are one of this year’s most popular toys. You know, because it wasn’t bad enough dealing with your LIVING relatives.” -Jimmy Fallon

“British researchers at the University of Leicester piped Duran Duran music into stalls at dairy farms to see if the stimulation makes the cows produce more milk. Reportedly, the cows have given more milk, but unfortunately, it all had an expiration date of March 4, 1986.” –Tina Fey

In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge’s traffic problem is notorious; among some, it’s known as the Car Strangled Spanner. 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages seven and three, to our favorite “adult” restaurant for the first time. The younger child refused to stay in her seat and danced around our table. Her sister, tears rolling down her face, laughed loudly at the three-year-old’s antics and pounded the table. 

Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through clenched teeth, “If you don’t start behaving, you’ll never eat out with us again!” 

The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. “Look dear,” he said. “Quality time!”  

Friday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from???   ‘You’re so much less attractive when I’m sober.’ ‘Well, thank goodness it’s not very often.’

 

Answer: The Money Pit! Shelley Long says this to Tom Hanks in ‘The Money Pit’. 

Monday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 

quote from??? ‘Mmm hmm, yes, living here pisses off all the right people.’

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

I contain faces of different colors

for fun they get mixed with one another

It’s easy for them to hang outside their ‘race’

but it’s quite tricky to put them back in their place

With time and patience it can be done

but to mix them up again is way more fun. 

ANSWER: A Rubik’s cube

Monday’s  Quizzler is……….

Based on the clue in parentheses, find a four-letter word that can be inserted backwards into the blank to complete a longer word.

Example: di____ve (a defeat)

Answer: dissolve (“A defeat” gives you LOSS, which is placed backwards in the blank: di_SSOL_ve.)

1. dis____s (horse movement)

2. mi____ce (high mountains)

3. l____ion (a Mexican food)

4. s____ing (food skin)

 
 
 

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

 

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