WELCOME to Wednesdays, December 31, 2014.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.” –George Burns
“An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.” –Henry Ford
“Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.” –Mark Twain
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two mental patients were walking next to a swimming pool. One jumped into the pool and the other jumped in to save him. Their doctor saw the rescue and called the rescuer to his office. “Due to your actions, it appears your mental state is fine,” the doctor said to the patient, “You can go home to your family, but before you do, you should know that the person you saved hung himself today.” The patient replied, “He didn’t hang himself; I hung him there to dry.”
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘You broke out of jail?’ ‘No, we released ourselves on our own recognizance.’
Answer: Raising Arizona! Hi’s friends tell his wife this after they’ve broken out of jail and came to their house to stay a while.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘Lose it? I didn’t ‘lose’ it. It’s not like whoops where’d my job go. I QUIT!’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
1. Burn – Bead
2. Rid – Tripe
3. Grove – Rout
4. Charm – Rush
5. Cream – Sweep
ANSWER: 1. Bun – Bread 2. Ride – Trip 3. Groove – Rut 4. Harm – Crush 5. Scream – Weep
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
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