WELCOME to Tuesday, December 16, 2014.
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Researchers are working on a Breathalyzer that can tell if you’re driving while stoned. If the driver tries to dip the Breathalyzer in nachos and cheese, or tries to light it with a lighter, the gig’s up.” -Conan O’Brien
“There’s a holiday gift giving trend that’s supposedly on the rise this year called self-gifting. It’s OK to buy a gift for yourself. But buying a gift and wrapping it for yourself, that’s pathetic.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A company has developed a grease burn protection so you can fry a skillet full of bacon naked. I did that once. I’m so embarrassed. I thought it would be fun to cook bacon naked. And then Denny’s fired me right on the spot.” -Dave Letterman
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:
“I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence.
As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed, and even the flight attendants began to look concerned. Finally, one of them noticed that I had ‘Rev.’ in front of my name on the passenger list, came over to me, and said, ‘Sir, this is really frightening. Do you suppose you could, I don’t know…do something religious?'”
“So I took up a collection.”
Monday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Now is the winter of our discontent.’
Answer: Richard III! Said by the title character (played by Ian McKellan) in this wonderful
adaptation of Shakespeare’s play by the same name.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? ‘My name’s Turkish, funny name for an English man, I know.’
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Answer the following with parts of the body. The first one is free!
1. A strong box (chest)
2. Heard in congress while voting
3. Baby cows
4. A shellfish
5. A unit used to measure distance
7. Part of a shoe
8. What every builder must have
9. Something made by whips
10. What soldiers carry
Answer: 2. Eyes and nose [Aye’s and No’s] 3. Calves 4. Muscle [Mussel] 5. Feet 6. Pupils 7. Heel [Sole and tongue are also acceptable] 8. Nails 9. Lashes 10. Arms
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you uncover what each group of three has in common?
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