WELCOME to Friday, December 12, 2014.
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. Chinese proverb
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The more we do, the more we can do. William Hazlett
Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. Seneca
Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic. Jean Sibelius
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, ‘We’re going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.’
The Englishman responds, ‘I’d like to hear “God Save The Queen” just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.’
The Irishman replies, ‘I’d like to hear “Danny Boy” just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O’Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.’
The Welshman answers, ‘I’d like to hear “Men Of Harlech” just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.’
The Scotsman says quickly, ‘I’d like to be shot first.’
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Dismount!’
Answer: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! The scout master shouts this during the opening flashback.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? ‘Is it a girl?’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
S , D
Answer: Stand up comedy (stand up comma D)
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he’s the only cowboy left. He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, “Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing.” Custer ponders a while and thinks:”If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!” He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. “Well,” the genie asks “have you made up your mind?”
What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
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