Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, December 3, 2014.  

Amazing Facts……………………… 

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.Funny ostrich

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

‘Dreamt’ is the only English word that ends in the letters ‘mt’.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end 

because of the rate of reproduction.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and   

whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” 

–Shirley Temple 

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” 

–Plato 

“The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.” 

–Ronald Reagan  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you 

realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” 

The farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!” EmojiEmoji

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from??? “He is answering a question from a half hour ago!”

 

Answer: Rain Man! Charlie Babbit (Tom Cruise) has ‘kidnapped’ his Autistic brother Raymond (Dustin Hoffman) in an attempt to get a share of their late father’s fortune. Here, he’s trying to convince his angry girlfriend that Raymond doesn’t know what’s going on. Hoffman was originally to have played the Cruise role, but had a change of heart and won the Oscar for Best Actor in 1989. 

 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 

quote from???  “Transvestites! I need transvestites!”

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.

Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic

Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

1. Time past -> Leave

2. Street -> Event location

3. Ends “Our Father” -> Fathers

4. Shared an opinion -> Excessive desire for something

5. Misuses; harms -> Multi-passenger vehicles

6. Pursue lofty goal -> Pointed tower top

7. Sum total -> Climb on

8. Stay away from -> A gap; empty 

 

Answer:  1. Ago -> Go  2. Avenue -> Venue  3. Amen -> Men  4. Agreed -> Greed  5. Abuses -> Buses

6. Aspire -> Spire  7. Amount -> Mount  8. Avoid -> Void

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….

What word does not belong to the group below? Why?

Earth

CD’s

Clock

Venus

DVD’s

Watch

 

 

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

    

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