Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Tuesday, November 25, 2014.  

Funny Chinese Words: Hu Yu Hai Ding? (Who are you hiding)

It helps if you say each one out loud to yourself of course! However you

might want to make sure that nobody’s watching!

That’s not right…………………………….Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?……………Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me asap………………………………..Kum Hia Nao

Stupid man………………………………….Dum Gai

Small horse…………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni

It’s very dark in here………………………Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet…………….Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow-away zone………………….No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week……Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight……………………….Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile……………..Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive…………….Yu Stin Ki Pu

Did you go to the beach?…………………Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table……………..Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift……………….Chin Tu Fat  

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and  

whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Facebook is showing no sign whatsoever that they will ever leave us alone. They’re developing ‘Facebook at Work.’ We already have a Facebook for people at work. It’s called Facebook.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Pseudoscience describes theories that sound like science but are actually just made up, like aromatherapy or biorhythms or love.” -Craig Ferguson

“The NYPD is apparently teaching its officers how to be more polite. It’s true last time I got frisked, the cop was like, ‘Have you lost weight?'” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?”

John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”

George: “So what are you looking for?”

John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper, she’s got to know how to handle finances, have a nice and pleasant personality — and money, she’s got to have money, and if she has her own house it wouldn’t hurt either.”

George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!”

John: “Oh, it’s okay if she is crazy.”

Monday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from??? “Get out of my way, son. You’re using my oxygen.” 

 

Answer: One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest! Jack Nicholson as Randle P. McMurphy to a young Brad Dourif. Jail bird McMurphy decides to take a ‘holiday’ in a mental hospital, but ends up on a permanent vacation from reality when he’s lobotomised, thanks to the twisted Nurse Ratched (Louise Fletcher). Marlon Brando, Gene Hackman and James Caan were all rumoured to have been offered the role before Nicholson. 

 

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 

quote from??? “Why don’t we just…wait here for a little while, see what happens?”

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

Take away my first letter and I am a store.

Take away the second and people who look at me adore.

Put all my letters back and read me in reverse if you are able.

I am now cars suspended from an overhead cable.

Take a letter away and I become male sheep.

Did you get it, or did the letters you try to keep? 

 

Answer:  Smart!

In order: mart, art, trams, rams 

Tuesday’s  Quizzler is……….

H I J K L M N O 

What object does this represent?

 
 

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

    

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