WELCOME to Friday, November 21, 2014.
Humorous Place Names
- Toad Suck, can be found in Arkansas.
- Two Guns, famously in Arizona.
- Great Snoring in Norfolk, England.
- Lickey End near Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, England.
- World’s End can be found in Berkshire and again near Birmingham, England.
- Ugley in Essex [There is also an Ugley Women’s Institute, and even an Ugley Landfill site!]
- There again, there is Purgatory in Maine.out.
- Barbers shop named: ‘Herr Kutz’.
- Driving school in Merseyside, England: called ‘L Passo’.
- ‘Codfather’ chippies, most notably:
‘The Codfather’, Camps Bay, Cape Town, South Africa.
- Restaurant in Belfast called: ‘Thai Tanic’.
- Teddy bear shop in Penge, England called: ‘Bearly Trading’
- Cut & Face (Beauty salon)
- Hair Force One (Hair salon)
- Let’s Face It (Dermal / facial shop)
- Blow Jab (Boxing gym)
- Fish Be With You (Aquatic pet store)
- Income Taxi (Taxicab line)
- Wash Your Problem (Laundry shop)
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Every five years or so, I look back on my life
and have a good laugh”
“My mother wanted us to understand that
the tragedies of your life one day have
the potential to be comic stories in the next”
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh —
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A priest dies and is waiting at the Pearly Gates of heaven. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, ‘Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?’
The guy replies, ‘I’m Mike, retired American Airline pilot from Chicago.’
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, ‘Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.’ So Captain Mike goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next, it’s the priest’s turn. He stands to his full height and booms out, ‘I am Father David, pastor of Saint Mary’s church for the last 51 years.’
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, ‘Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.
‘Just a minute,’ says the good father. ‘That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?
‘Up here – we go by results,’ says Saint Peter.
‘When you preached – people slept. When the pilot flew, people prayed…’
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Only I didn’t say ‘fudge’. I said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words – the ‘F-dash-dash-dash’ word.”
Answer: Christmas Story! The very funny story of Ralphie and his quest to get a BB gun for Christmas, despite warnings from almost everyone “you’ll shoot your eye out”. This particular quote comes when Ralphie says “Oh…”while trying to help his father change a flat tire, and accidentally spills all of the lug nuts in the snow. This movie is full of very funny scenes, like one of Ralphie’s friends sticking his tongue to a flag pole, and getting it stuck there, during recess at school in the winter.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? “Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn’t any propeller, it wasn’t any coral reef, and it wasn’t Jack the Ripper!”
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD, SUPER SOLVING KIM!
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Every nation do I know,
But so rarely do I go
Come and stare,
Touch me here,
And poke me there,
Spin me round,
Then leave me alone
When what they sought,
They have found.
What am I?
Answer: A globe
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What is unusual about this following long sentence?
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel and Ellen sinned.
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