Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday, October 31, 2014.  

Halloween Jokes…..

  • What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
    Lots of blood tests!
  • Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?
    Because he was having a coffin fit.
  • What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
    I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
  • Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?’
    Cos everyone was a goblin.
  • Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
    It was a stake sandwich.
  • Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
    A bloodhound.
  • What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?Halloween grave jokes
    A dead ringer.
  • What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
    Spare ribs!
  • Who was the most famous French skeleton?
    Napoleon bone-apart.
  • Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
    No body.
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That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and and 

whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“My husband and I married for better or worse… He couldn’t do better 

and I couldn’t do worse.” 

“I wouldn’t mind being the last man on Earth – just to see if all of those girls 

were telling me the truth.” -Ronnie Shakes

When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think its cute. I just think it’s crazy 

how many people bring knives on a date. 

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

‘Tis now the very witching time of night,

When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out

Contagion to this world.’ – William Shakespeare

Hold on, man. We don’t go anywhere with “scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,” 

or “forbidden” in the title. – Scooby-Doo

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics

and the “Great Pumpkin.” – Linus [Charlie Brown]

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. – Rodney Dangerfield

For 2014 Halloween the the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. 

And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. – Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

It was mid-October and I was waiting for my wife, Julie, at the checkout at Walmart supermarket in Worcester, Massachusetts, USA, I noticed that someone had left behind their broom.

When no one came to claim it, I went outside to search for a couple I remembered seeing at the cashier’s desk. I spotted them getting into their truck and hurried over.

‘Excuse me,’ I said to the young woman, ‘but did you by any chance leave your broom inside?’ 

‘No,’ she retorted quickly and with a smile, ‘we came by truck.’ 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from??? “Are they physically able to survive the trip?”  “Personally, I don’t see

how they survived the tests.”

 

Answer: Armageddon! “Armageddon” includes such stars as Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck, Will Patton, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Steve Buscemi and Billy Bob Thornton. They are the world’s best deep core drilling team and are sent to save the world from an asteriod. This quote is said between Dan Truman (Billy Bob Thornton) and a NASA doctor about whether they could survive the trip to space. 

 

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 

quote from???  “Have I ever not showed? I mean in 19 years, have I ever not showed?”

“Well, that’s true of everyone till the first time they don’t show.”

TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD, GREAT JOB KIM! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

What does this represent?

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag 

Ag CIRRUS Ag 

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag 

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag 

Ag CUMULUS Ag 

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag 

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag 

Ag STRATUS Ag 

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag 

 

Answer: Every cloud has a silver lining. Cirrus, cumulus, and stratus are types of clouds. 

Ag is the chemical symbol for silver. 

Friday’s  Quizzler is……….

Below are words or phrases grouped in pairs. There is a different word that fits in the middle of each set that can be defined by both sides. Your task is to find those words. 

Example:

Flower ________ Stood

Answer: Rose

1. Enclosure for animals – __________ – Writing instrument

2. Male sheep – __________ – Collide into something

3. To shove one thing inside another – __________ – A collection of miscellaneous items

4. Not specific or definite – __________ – Military officer of very high rank

 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! WAY2SOLVE BANKS! Emoji

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Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

 

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