Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Tuesday, October 7, 2014.  

This Strange English Language of ours…….. 

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; 

but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. 

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, 

yet the plural of moose should never be meese. 

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; 

yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. 

If the plural of man is always called men, 

why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen? 

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, 

and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? 

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, 

why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth? 

Then one may be that, and three would be those, 

yet hat in the plural would never be hose, 

and the plural of cat is cats, not cose. 

We speak of a brother and also of brethren, 

but though we say mother, we never say methren. 

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, 

but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim. 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“An Australian man tried to rob a gas station with a boomerang. Police expect he’ll return 

to the scene of the crime.” -Craig Ferguson

“Scientists in northern California and Oregon found that marijuana gardens are threatening

the salmon population. I don’t see the problem, really. Everyone loves baked salmon.” -Seth Meyers

“A New York fitness expert has released an exercise book for nuns called, ‘Changing Habits:

The Sister’s Workout.’ The Vatican rejected the original title, ‘Nuns of Steel.'” –Conan O’Brien

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Feeling guilty about sneaking out of the house for a game of golf, I left my wife a lighthearted note 

invoking the name of my idol, Arnold Palmer: “I am playing golf. –Arnie.”  When I returned home 

five hours later, I found a note beneath mine: “I am shopping. –Ivana.” 

 

Monday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star.”

Answer: Boogie Nights! Mark Wahlberg standing in front of a mirror.  

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 

quote from???  “Hollywood doesn’t want screenwriters so much as secretaries with a flair for dialogue.”

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:

MTHEE Take letters 3 & 4

TTLERA Take letters 1 & 2

XETNDE Take letters 1 & 6

AYL Take letter 1

Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get? 

Answer:  MTHEE Take letters 3 & 4 – THEME, take E,M

TTLERA Take letters 1 & 2 – RATTLE, take R,A

XETNDE Take letters 1 & 6 – EXTEND, take E,D

AYL Take letter 1, LAY, take L

Unscramble the above to get ‘Emerald’.

The Emerald is a bright green gemstone and the word ‘Emerald’ itself comes from a Greek phrase meaning ‘green gemstone’. It is believed to have healing properties and royalty always had their treasure chests filled with emeralds because of this property. The color green, widely found even in Mother Nature, imparts a feeling of freshness, vividness and clarity to the emerald.

Tuesday’s  Quizzler is……….

I break, she falls. I break, she falls. Who am I, and who is she?

 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS. GREAT JOB BANKS!Emoji
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Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

 

 

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