Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday, October 2, 2014.   

Careers May End in This Way……………….

Lawyers are disbarred.

Vicars are defrocked.

Electricians are delighted.

Eastern diplomats are disoriented.

Drunks are distilled.

Alpine climbers are dismounted.

Piano tuners are unstrung.

Orchestra leaders are disbanded.

Artists’ models are deposed.

Cooks are deranged.

Dressmakers are unbiased.

Nudists are redressed.

Office clerks are defiled.

Mediums are dispirited.

Programmers are decoded.

Accountants are discredited.

Holy people are disgraced.

Pastry chefs are deserted.

Perfume makers are dissented.

Butterfly collectors are debugged.

Students are degraded.

Electricians are refused.

Bodybuilders are rebuffed.

Underwear models are debriefed

Painters are discolored.

Spinsters are dismissed.

Judges are disappointed.

Vegas dealers are discarded.

Mathematicians are discounted.

Tree surgeons disembark.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“It’s National Coffee Day today. Legend has it that coffee was discovered in the sixth century by an Ethiopian goat herder. He built a stand out of branches from an olive tree and started charging the goats $6 a cup for them. And the rest is history.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she’s running in 2056.” -Dave Letterman

“George Clooney got married in Italy. His bachelor party was held over the course of the last 30 years.” -Conan O’Brien

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can’t post 

Thou Shalt Not Steal, 

Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, 

and Thou Shall Not Lie

in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile work environment.

 

 

Wednesday Movie  Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from???  ‘You won that round, Deek.’

 

Answer:  Broken Arrow! When Christian Slater has cleaned up his parachute and is

contemplating the nights events, leaving a {$20} bill under a rock.

 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 

quote from??? ‘Spandex…it’s a privilege, not a right.’

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

 What is represented with this rebus?

2. Blame

3. Blame

4. Blame

5. Blame

Answer: There is no “One” to blame.Emoji

 

Thursday’s  Quizzler is……….

In this teaser, I will give you a list of clues and the answer, with all the letters, but the word year, missing. Your job is to figure out what to add to the word year to get the answer to the clue. 

Example: Reading Glasses = *Y**EAR 

Answer: EYEWEAR

1. Word for word, without reading = *Y *EAR*

2. New York Birthplace of F.D.R. = *Y*E *AR*

3. Caveat Emptor = **YE* ***AR*

4. Person engaged in reverie = **Y**EA**R

5. Student at Harvard or Yale, e.g. = **Y *EA***R

6. Seafood restaurant = *Y**E* *AR

7. Old sage who doesn’t shave = ***Y*EAR*

8. Extra-powerful, souped up = *Y*E***AR***

9. Absolutely transparent = **Y**** **EAR

10. Place to drop off clothes = **Y **EA**R

11. Jellystone resident = Y*** *EAR

12. Headache remedy since 1899 = **YE* A***R**

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! GREAT BRAINPOWER KIM! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji 
 
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: www.slampi.org., www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

 

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