Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, September 17, 2014.   

 Funny Food Joke Items on Menus…..

The following are items found overseas in which people have made unusual and funny use of English words for various products, and bizarre and amusing menu items in restaurants:

  • Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China
  • Indonesian Nazi Goreng – Hong Kong
  • Muscles Of Marines and Lobster Thermos – Cairo
  • French fried ships – Cairo
  • Garlic Coffee – Europe
  • Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) – Europe
  • Boiled Frogfish – Europe
  • Sweat from the trolley – Europe
  • Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream – China
  • Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse – Hong Kong
  • Roasted duck let loose – Poland
  • Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion – Poland
  • Fried friendship – Nepal
  • Strawberry crap – Japan
  • Pork with fresh garbage – Vietnam
  • Toes with butter and jam – Bali
  • French Creeps – Los Angeles
  • Fried fishermen – Japan
  • Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes – Japan
  • Pepelea’s Meat Balls – Romania

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.” 

–John F. Kennedy 

“Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.” 

–Will Rogers 

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” 

–Mark Twain   

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

An elderly gentleman named Morris had had considerable hearing problems for a number of years.  Naturally, Morris went to his doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that enabled Morris to hear perfectly.

Morris returned in a month to the doctor for his check up and was told, ‘Morris, your hearing is perfect.  Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.’

Morris grinned, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times, already.’ 

Tuesday Movie  Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from??? ‘You break his heart again and I’ll kill you. Nothing personal.’

Answer: ‘Clerks’  Randy said this to Caitlin before she was set to go on a date with Dante (a date which never happened for rather disturbing reasons). 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this

quote from??? ‘You have a TV?’ ‘No, I just like to read the TV guide. You read the TV guide you don’t need a TV.’ 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Below you will find three letter equations. Once you figure the answer to each equation, use those answers to figure out the answer to the fourth and final letter equation. Good luck!

1. O + F + C + S + B = WWF

2. H + T + TB + B + T = BF

3. SD + BD + X = PF

Take the answers from the equations above to figure out the fourth and final equation.

4. WWF + BF + PF = CB 

Answer: 1. Oboe + Flute + Clarinet + Saxophone + Bassoon = Woodwind Family

The hint for this equation states that “some family members require reeds”. Flutes do not use reeds to produce sound, while all other instruments in this group do.

2. Horn + Trumpet + Trombone + Baritone + Tuba = Brass Family

The hint for this equation states that they require a “buzz” to get going. This is because you need to buzz your lips together to produce a sound.

3. Snare Drum + Bass Drum + Xylophone = Percussion Family

The hint for this equation suggests that family members need to be struck to get going. This means each one of the instruments listed require that you hit them with a stick to produce a sound. (The list of Percussion instruments provided in this equation is by no means a complete list.)

4. Woodwind Family + Brass Family + Percussion Family = Concert Band

This is the standard instrumentation for most concert bands.  

 

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….

The following are anagrams of countries. Can you decipher all of them?

1. Glib Emu

2. Neat Grain

3. Age Lens

4. Dark Men

5. Serial

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.   https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org., http://www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

 

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