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WELCOME to Tuesday, September 16, 2014.   

10 Recommendations Made By Men to Women……

Don’t tell anyone we can’t afford a new car. Tell them we don’t want one.

Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.

When the waiter asks if everything’s okay, a simple ‘Yes’ is fine.

What do you mean, “leering?” She’s obstructing my view.

When I’m turning the wheel and the car is heading for the slip road, saying, ‘Oh, this is 

our exit, dearest,’ is not really necessary.

When you’re not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself.

“Sports Report” starts at 5pm on a Saturday and runs for one hour. This is an excellent time for you 

to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your mother.

If we see each other in the morning and at night, why phone me at work?

You probably don’t want to know what I’m thinking about.

Never buy a “new” brand of beer because ‘it was on sale.’

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

 When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, sometimes in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus.

A teenage boy to his father… “Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school.” –Charles Almon in The Wall Street Journal

“Your high school reunion. You get that letter in the mail and you feel like you only have six months to make something of yourself.” –Drew Carey

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.  That night, Tom slept well and in fact beat, the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. “Boss”, he said, “The pill actually worked!”   “That’s fine” said the boss, “But where were you yesterday?”

 

 

Monday Movie  Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from??? ‘Fame lasts for 15 minutes, infamy lasts a little longer.’

 

Answer: ‘The Insider’ Christopher Plummer as Mike Wallace gave us this little gem of a line.

 

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 

quote from???  ‘You break his heart again and I’ll kill you. Nothing personal.’

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated.

What am I? 

 

Answer: Mt. Rushmore

 

Tuesday’s  Quizzler is……….

Below you will find three letter equations. Once you figure the answer to each equation, use those answers to figure out the answer to the fourth and final letter equation. Good luck!

1. O + F + C + S + B = WWF

2. H + T + TB + B + T = BF

3. SD + BD + X = PF

Take the answers from the equations above to figure out the fourth and final equation.

4. WWF + BF + PF = CB

  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING MONDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! NICE WORK BANKS! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.   https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org., http://www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

 

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